A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[PsychicTaco115]

Why am I always the first one eaten?

That's discrimination, I demand compensation!

 

[Porygon-2000]

...What's a "Red Rooster"?

Only the peak of poultry perfection, my good sir!

It's basically Chick-fil-a. Only good. And sexuality-ambivalent.

 

[Aerosteam]

I fell asleep after we I defeated the Hyper Aggressive Testudo Maximus.

And now we are at a Red Rooster.

What happened?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

We went by drill to the red rooster.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I've never been here

I'll have one of everything!

 

[Euryalus]

I'll have what he's having... And who the hell is the captain I have no idea what's going on :|

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Just nod and keep your head down, it'll last longer

Now, FORWARD!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

We're all captains in my book...and by All I mean me. Maybe the catman. I too, shall have one of everything.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hooray, we all get bonuses!

I say we spend it all at the brothel

 

[Euryalus]

Red rooster AND a brothel? Is this an Epic journey or a stoner's night on the town?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why can't it be both?

I'm sure ALL epic quests had the heroes with some downtime to have some fun!

 

[LynxParadox]

I wounder if all this drilling is causing any structural damage to the earth

 

[Porygon-2000]

Have you not seen my map? We have essentially destroyed the mantle with all out detours. Mea culpa on that, by the way.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hurray!

We shall all be merry!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Isn't that it? The abandoned Church?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Who builds a church in the middle of the Earth?

I think I know why it was abandoned...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Religious people who are scared of 2012 happening? It's essentially a bunker.