A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Euryalus]

But the mutated neutrinos will heat up the core come december! Were they mad?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Well, it's not December yet. I reckon we just raid their fridge while we're here. It's not like they need the food then!

 

[Euryalus]

Hopefully they have pizza rolls!

...actually I'll be right back I think I have pizza rolls

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wait, don't go!...

Great, he's gone to get his pizza rolls

Do we have any weapons? I don't feel like going in there unprotected

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I have my handgun. You have your weird transformation powers which transform everything BUT your head.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I like having that power!

It's extremely useful...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Then defend yourself with that!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll try, but it's not exactly something I can control; it's just something that happens!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

See!?

It just happened again!

I'm scared ;__;

 

[DJ_DEnM]

So I can only assume I'm captain now?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Nein! Dango is still our official (if shockingly absent) captain!
...
I call first mate!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

You're the pet, you can't be first mate.

I however, can. And I can also be de facto leader. I CAN BE AAAANYTHIIIIING.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I SAY NO!

Power must be shared, if we're to survive!

 

[Porygon-2000]

In what insane world can a german physician be treated as a pet, by a dog! A dog with glasses, i'll concede, but still!

I agree with the taco. Power for all!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Communism will work now!

 

[StormShaun]

*Portal opens*

Why does Taco always change costumes! Just because I sleep inside the drill doesn't mean I should be last to know all this!

 

[Porygon-2000]

At least you haven't vanished entirely, unlike our Eternal Captain Dango. Besides, taco changes with no regard for anyone else.

 

[StormShaun]

*Gasp*

He must of got kidnapped.

Where are we Doc!?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Based on the current sonar readout, we are...

Underground.

EDIT: I'm a lunatic-scienstician, not a geologist!