A little bit of fun.

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

The guy who walked in the room turned out be Jacopo, the dancing man-gerbil!

 

[SkyrimOrBust]

The gerbil was quickly eaten by the ghost of Stanley Kubrick

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Kubrick then reflected on what he had just done, and made a movie out of it.

 

[Yarggg]

Threw up all over the floor

 

[Titan Buttons]

but it did not fill him so he ordered pizza

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

And ate it but was still not fully satisfied.

 

[Trivun]

But the pizza was only three cheeses, not four, so he phoned up the takeaway to complain...

 

[Titan Buttons]

and got a free soda out of it

 

[Not George Carlin]

and thus he ran across thy street and into the Quizno's where...

EDIT: I don't know how 2 replies were posted in the time it took me to write that...

 

[legion431]

Suddenly a Velociraptor.

 

[Klarinette]

He then proceeded to shit himself.

 

[Whodat]

And ate the strawberries that came out until

 

[Burst6]

he realized that the strawberries were not fully ripened.

 

[SilentCom]

then found out he would rather play video games

 

[legion431]

And then Duke Nukem burst into the room and punched him in the nuts.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

and dispersed into thin air when Johnny Cage appeared

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

then Johnny killed bob.

 

[Tsunimo]

But bob was actually Sean Connery