A little bit of fun.

[BanthaFodder]

spotting a hole, Charlie Sheen, Duke Nukem, and Johnny Cage proceed to tap that shit

 

[Drexlor]

But Duke's balls of steel get magnetized to Vader's life support systems

 

[A_who]

Vader then proceeds to cut off those infamous balls.

 

[Drexlor]

while writhing in pain, Duke realized that in his pocket he indeed had bubblegum

 

[Trippy Turtle]

which he ate.

 

[duchaked]

and then he found five dollars.

 

[Drexlor]

but he remembered that you aren't supposed to swallow gum

 

[kittii-chan 300]

so he ate the 5 dollars

 

[GroovyV]

but the 5 dollars were counterfeit

 

[Drexlor]

then a delivery man showed up with 50 crates of tiger blood

 

[MyFooThurTS]

Which cost Duke a stick of gum each.

 

[ChupathingyX]

He then went to the grocery store

 

[Drexlor]

But he was all out of gum so he justshot the delivery man

 

[A_who]

At the grocery store he saw princess Lelia on a pole.

 

[NnyTheV]

and this offended him greatly

 

[kittii-chan 300]

so he found a machete...

 

[McPulse]

and cut her a bouquet of flowers

 

[Supernatural Girl]

Flowers that look like the killing ones from Mario

 

[A_who]

He then went on a killing spree.

 

[Ima842]

Killing the astronaut cousin, the doctors lover and a dog, but later he found out that the dog was actually a secret spy of the mafia.