A most disturbing trend on the offical Mass Effect 2 forums.

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

She's a chick with a helmet...........

Mystery attracts.

This guy has it right, the combination of innocence, mystery, curves and sci-fi makes her irresistible to nerds/social retards and geeks.

 

[The Warden]

Shes actually a Mindflayer.

Oh lord, no!

On the plus side, that would certainly be the mother of all buzzkills to the jerky teenagers hoping for a Talimance.

Shes actually a Mindflayer.

And just wtf is that?

Behold! The common Mindflayer:

Spoiler

Now who wouldn't hope for a romantic subplot with that?

Good god...

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Oh man, let me tell you about how my shepherd needs to bang the mako.

 

[The Shade]

Oh man, let me tell you about how my shepherd needs to bang the mako.

That's six wheels of sexy that can go uphill, right there. Daaaamn!

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

Rule 36, escapists.

Do you mean rule 34? Or am I just being ignorant?

Rule 36, escapists.

'there will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw'?

Im hoping you meant that, and not rules 34/35/46............

Rule 36: "If you've thought of it, there's somebody out there with a fetish for it."

 

[scire]

Rule 36, escapists.

I'm gonna disagree and say that this falls under rule 34, not 36. I'm willing to stake a cookie that there's already pr0n of it.

I checked, for proffesionol reasons of course, and YES rule 34 has aleady been aplied, and YES rule 34 ruined my childhood.

 

[Kinghoza]

What about her helmet? Does she even breath air?

 

[Eggsnham]

Rule 36, escapists.

Do you mean rule 34? Or am I just being ignorant?

Rule 36, escapists.

'there will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw'?

Im hoping you meant that, and not rules 34/35/46............

Rule 36: "If you've thought of it, there's somebody out there with a fetish for it."

Actually I'm quite sure you mean Rule 34

(There are some disturbing images in this link, seriously, there are. so if you click the link and are offended, then don't report me.)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet

 

[Redem]

What about her helmet? Does she even breath air?

yup she does its just her immune system that really weak

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

Rule 36, escapists.

Do you mean rule 34? Or am I just being ignorant?

Rule 36, escapists.

'there will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw'?

Im hoping you meant that, and not rules 34/35/46............

Rule 36: "If you've thought of it, there's somebody out there with a fetish for it."

Actually I'm quite sure you mean Rule 34

(There are some disturbing images in this link, seriously, there are. so if you click the link and are offended, then don't report me.)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet

According to tv tropes, Rule 34 is separate from Rule 36. Read the 7th paragraph: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour

 

[Zedzero]

That little Ventilator shes got. Take of the Vent, you've got an adventure right there

You've also got a dead love interest.

Necrophillia...gigidy gigidy goo!

 

[stika]

I... gotta be honest, on Mass Effect Tali was the only female character I thought was actually interesting

The human character (can't remember her name) felt like too much of tomboy (yes I know she's in the army, she's supposed to be like that)

while the other one (also can't remember her name) acted like she was 16, at times it felt...wrong

 

[Galad]

Haven't played Mass effect myself, but from the pics I'm seeing this Tali heroine looks like a cybernetic nun to me, so to say. In other words, totally not attractive, at least not in this disturbing way you people are discussing..

 

[Volafortis]

I think people look a bit too far into romantic subplots in games. I personally enjoy having them in the games, but damn, some people are creepy.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

riiiiiiiiiiiight

 

[Dont Fear The Reaper]

Probably because she was the only woman in that game you couldn't put your willy in. She's like the forbidden fruit, if the forbidden fruit was deathly allergic to bacteria and would be killed horribly by minor contact with another species.

 

[Eggsnham]

Rule 36, escapists.

Do you mean rule 34? Or am I just being ignorant?

Rule 36, escapists.

'there will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw'?

Im hoping you meant that, and not rules 34/35/46............

Rule 36: "If you've thought of it, there's somebody out there with a fetish for it."

Actually I'm quite sure you mean Rule 34

(There are some disturbing images in this link, seriously, there are. so if you click the link and are offended, then don't report me.)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet

According to tv tropes, Rule 34 is separate from Rule 36. Read the 7th paragraph: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour

These rules are not the originals, rule 36: "There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw." Rule 34: "If you can think of it, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

 

[aruseusx]

Because I found Tali attractive personally and phyiscally, thats why. She had a nice ass, she's a wrench wench, and she's a generally grounded good natured but not stupid and willing to cut some bitches kind of girl. She's the most 'normal' or neutral of all of them.

Exactly! When I was playing the game she was the only character I would have boned. The human pissed me off because of her racial supremacy and Liara was just a boring character.