A most disturbing trend on the offical Mass Effect 2 forums.

[TsunamiWombat]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

Where!?

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

There is like, a TON of people who are like, militantly wanting a chance to have sex with Tali in ME2.


Some of the replies are just...wrong on so many levels.

Surely you can't think that the replies would be much better here.

OT: Of course they want that, if it's on the internet, someone wants porn of it.

 

[Omikron009]

Creepy. Although she would have been a pretty good choice, she would probably die as soon as she took off her hazard suit.

 

[ObnoxiousPotatoe]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

Where!?

I would post a link but i doubt the mods would like that.

 

[Uber Evil]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

 

[Radu889]

She's a chick with a helmet...........

Mystery attracts.

Just like the theories for Pyro from tf2 being a woman and all the fan fiction and fan art made about that.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Well, if their immune system has deteriorated to the point where they have to wear a full-body condom, her romantic subplot will probably involve sacrificing her to space-thrush or something.

 

[waterhazard]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

No research conducted?

 

[Fappy]

She's a chick with a helmet...........

Mystery attracts.

As long as she doesn't look like Lt. Baldavitch from Venture Bros. under that helmet...

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Bioware forums are always disturbing.

Yes indeed. Probably among the worst gaming forums on the internet, if you don't count Epic and Ubisoft.

 

[waterhazard]

Creepy. Although she would have been a pretty good choice, she would probably die as soon as she took off her hazard suit.

Maybe she doesn't have to *eyebrow raising*

 

[Internet Kraken]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

"Tali stepped out of the Mako onto the surface of the alien planet. The thresher maw erupted from the Earth, gazing down upon her. She began to caress it's long, throbbing body...."

 

[CloggedDonkey]

No way,we need Garrus romance first!

the space Muslim? I found her not even that effective, let alone sexy. that is really just wrong.

I thought she was a space gypsy- wandering form place to place, believed to increase crime wherever they go.

she has to take a pilgrimage to a special city, Meca for those of the Muslim faith and some space station for her, she has to wear that shroud, thing, and she has a bit of a middle eastern accent, for no explained reason in game and because the religion has one of it's biggest fallowings in the middle east. it's just a theory I have, not saying you're wrong, just putting up evidence. come to think of it, most of those thing are in gypsy culture, so*throws down smoke bomb and runs away*.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

Yes but what if it's a female Turian?

She's a chick with a helmet...........

Mystery attracts.

Just like the theories for Pyro from tf2 being a woman and all the fan fiction and fan art made about that.

The only one that wouldn't get me mod wrath.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

"Tali stepped out of the Mako onto the surface of the alien planet. The thresher maw erupted from the Earth, gazing down upon her. She began to caress it's long, throbbing body...."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wow. You sir are the second person to make my day.

But really? Threser Maw?

Garrus gets no respect.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Spoiler: Spoiler me!

ENOUGH. SAID.

Don't forget the spoiler boxes now. Did make me grin though.

 

[Icehearted]

Curves indeed! Legs like a chicken, hands like a lizard, who knows what's doing under that mask, but it can't be good whatever it is...

 

[Eternal_24]

ENOUGH. SAID.

lmao, I love you