A most disturbing trend on the offical Mass Effect 2 forums.

[Vanguard_Ex]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

I was going to say, I wouldn't recommend Googling 'Mass effect 2 tali' if your computer has Safesearch turned off. It's, um...different.

 

[ObnoxiousPotatoe]

I want gay sex with garrus

According to the fans, Garrus is getting busy with Wrex.

 

[Fappy]

Ok guys, i am now rather disturbed.

I just typed "Tali Mass Effect" and nothing else into google images and was showered by creepy "fan picks" and comics.

Including this:

[http://img189.imageshack.us/i/realtalilovemasseffectb.jpg/]

[http://g.imageshack.us/img189/realtalilovemasseffectb.jpg/1/]

LOL

 

[Cryo84R]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

"Tali stepped out of the Mako onto the surface of the alien planet. The thresher maw erupted from the Earth, gazing down upon her. She began to caress it's long, throbbing body...."

Bioware forums are always disturbing.

Yes indeed. Probably among the worst gaming forums on the internet, if you don't count Epic and Ubisoft.

I wouldn't go that far. There are some weirdos/retards yes, but every forum has those. In my experience the frequent posters are pretty cool... and for some reason its the only game forum I ever see women post in... at least they claim to be women...

There are no women on the internet.

 

[squid5580]

These are probably the same people who, during DA:O, cranked those lights down low and set the controller down for "other reasons" when they bedded Morrigan/Leliana.

They're teenagers. Frankly, I'd be more shocked if they didn't immediately objectify the heroine.

Hey I did that and I am not a teenager lol

 

[Rafe]

Bluh?



Mass affection, genius!

 

[Nmil-ek]

That's just........strange, i have no comment at this time, other then whoah...

Not been around the internet long have ya?

Nah its that i always looked at Mass Effect as a great game with lots of story, not porn :-( i thought people would leave some things alone, like there's no web comic where 3 CPO does R2D2 up the exhaust pipe.

This is the internet nothing is sacred humanity has no depths to depravity and yes, yes there is.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/04/et-the-porno.aspx

Case and point (It's a review still disturbing as hell mind >_>)

 

[LordGarbageMan]

See, when I think of a dream rpg, I don't think of sexing up aliens, I just think of lightsabering peoples' hands off. But that's just me.

 

[Fappy]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

"Tali stepped out of the Mako onto the surface of the alien planet. The thresher maw erupted from the Earth, gazing down upon her. She began to caress it's long, throbbing body...."

Bioware forums are always disturbing.

Yes indeed. Probably among the worst gaming forums on the internet, if you don't count Epic and Ubisoft.

I wouldn't go that far. There are some weirdos/retards yes, but every forum has those. In my experience the frequent posters are pretty cool... and for some reason its the only game forum I ever see women post in... at least they claim to be women...

There are no women on the internet.

Took way too long for that response.

 

[Numb1lp]

Who cares about what those wierdos say. It doesn't affect you in the slightest.

 

[Sebenko]

No way,we need Garrus romance first!

the space Muslim? I found her not even that effective, let alone sexy. that is really just wrong.

I thought she was a space gypsy- wandering form place to place, believed to increase crime wherever they go.

she has to take a pilgrimage to a special city, Meca for those of the Muslim faith and some space station for her, she has to wear that shroud, thing, and she has a bit of a middle eastern accent, for no explained reason in game and because the religion has one of it's biggest fallowings in the middle east. it's just a theory I have, not saying you're wrong, just putting up evidence. come to think of it, most of those thing are in gypsy culture, so*throws down smoke bomb and runs away*.

What city? She just has to bring back something of value to her people.

 

[Fappy]

No way,we need Garrus romance first!

the space Muslim? I found her not even that effective, let alone sexy. that is really just wrong.

I thought she was a space gypsy- wandering form place to place, believed to increase crime wherever they go.

she has to take a pilgrimage to a special city, Meca for those of the Muslim faith and some space station for her, she has to wear that shroud, thing, and she has a bit of a middle eastern accent, for no explained reason in game and because the religion has one of it's biggest fallowings in the middle east. it's just a theory I have, not saying you're wrong, just putting up evidence. come to think of it, most of those thing are in gypsy culture, so*throws down smoke bomb and runs away*.

What city? She just has to bring back something of value to her people.

Cloggeddonkey has no clue what he is talking about lol. Read Mass Effect: Ascension if you want to learn about the Quarians. They are a nomadic culture and closely resemble that of human gypsies.

 

[Caliostro]

Rule 36, escapists.

I'm gonna disagree and say that this falls under rule 34, not 36. I'm willing to stake a cookie that there's already pr0n of it.

I googled "Mass Effect Tali" just to find out who it was...

...Rule 34 instantly verified.

 

[RatRace123]

Ooh, I can bring this up again.
[http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz37/RatRace123/?action=view¤t=MassEffect.jpg]

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Who cares about Tali?

I want a thresher maw romance!

Hah, cracked me up... AHHHHHHHH KILLER SHREWS!

[sub]that were actually puppets or dogs dressed as big shrews[/sub]

Killer? It only wants a hug...

 

[Jaranja]

Who cares about Tali?

I want a thresher maw romance!

Hah, cracked me up... AHHHHHHHH KILLER SHREWS!

[sub]that were actually puppets or dogs dressed as big shrews[/sub]

Killer? It only wants a hug...

With massive fangs showing...

 

[katsa5]

I want gay sex with garrus

Me too. If he's an option, four words: like white on rice. ^^ But wouldn't it funny if it turned out that he's the female of the Turian Species?

 

[AnonymouZero]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

lul. YES.