A most disturbing trend on the offical Mass Effect 2 forums.
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MY MIND!Cryo84R said:
IT BURNS!!!
OH GOD! SWEET, UNMERCIFUL GOD!
THAT'S HER EARHOLE FOR GOD'S SAKE!
AAARRRGHGHH!
Seriously, there's teenagers, then there's teenagers who have already gotten laid, and then there's THOSE GUYS
This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thanks guys.
Tali would probably die from exposure... unless the conditions were controlled and she was lucky. She can survive a breach, apparently. They have implants to ensure their survival outside of the Flotilla, after all. Her immune system isn't totally gone, just lacking.
I'd still prefer Garrus.
Tali would probably die from exposure... unless the conditions were controlled and she was lucky. She can survive a breach, apparently. They have implants to ensure their survival outside of the Flotilla, after all. Her immune system isn't totally gone, just lacking.
I'd still prefer Garrus.
It made your day, but now my brain is broken.BrotherhoodOfSteel said:BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHATsunamiWombat said:
ENOUGH. SAID.
Bravo kind sir. You made my day.
What can I say, I'm human.Jing the Bandit said:It made your day, but now my brain is broken.BrotherhoodOfSteel said:BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHATsunamiWombat said:
ENOUGH. SAID.
Bravo kind sir. You made my day.
In retrospect, although I didn't use her as often as the others, I think Tali was one of my favourites. Not because of what she did, not because of her background or anything, but because she seemed like a genuinely nice person. That there's such interest in exploring wider options with the cast is probably just a testament to the game's solid writing.
Speaking from a writing perspective, I think that Tali's condition would make her the most interesting romance option, if we consider romance as 'Someone who you genuinely care for, who brightens your life by simply existing, and who you want to be happy no matter what', rather than 'Someone you just really want to bone all night long because s/he is sexy'. A more relationship between Shepard and Tali culminating in heartfelt words and maybe a gentle hug instead of a bedtime session sounds much more endearing, if not for writing potential over anything else. That andit's still freakin' pixels we're talking about I still doubt the video game media is 'ready' for that kind of relationship just yet, despite Bioware's, well, attempts thus far.
That said, I'm not asking for one. Tali and Shepard are great as they are, and I found Tali's trailer for ME2 to be the most emotional of them.
Speaking from a writing perspective, I think that Tali's condition would make her the most interesting romance option, if we consider romance as 'Someone who you genuinely care for, who brightens your life by simply existing, and who you want to be happy no matter what', rather than 'Someone you just really want to bone all night long because s/he is sexy'. A more relationship between Shepard and Tali culminating in heartfelt words and maybe a gentle hug instead of a bedtime session sounds much more endearing, if not for writing potential over anything else. That and
That said, I'm not asking for one. Tali and Shepard are great as they are, and I found Tali's trailer for ME2 to be the most emotional of them.
Very, very true. The internet is frightening, but that's all it can do to you. Let's not allow some people who can't control their hormones to ruin life for the rest of us. It's worked wonders for me so far.Numb1lp said:
god, sorry. I haven't played the game since about the middle of last year and I haven't read the books. I remembered that she had to go on a pilgrimage to do this or that, I thought that she said. the shroud was on top of her head and not connected to the mask that she wears, it reminded me of the Berqa that Muslim women wear as part of their religion. sorry for not being a raving fanboy.Fappy said:
It is highly likely that most of them are young/middle teens and therefore want to screw anything with a hole and a pulse. Also the whole can't see a single piece of her flesh is enticing to some.
While I understand why people want to, "romance" Tali I don't really care if it's included or not because as I've said before, I see her more as a firend than as somebody I want to "sex up".
Anyone who did 'other things' to the sex scene in DA:O should see a doctor on getting their sperm levels checked. Seriously, it was pathetic.LockeDown said: