Pretty much yeah, but if you add the original...The Dark Umbra said:
There was always talk of a remake... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.112649-Barbarella-Will-Not-Be-Remade]
And then you just have to add Barbarella
A movie that's so bad, it's a masterpiece!
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There was always talk of a remake... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.112649-Barbarella-Will-Not-Be-Remade]
And then you just have to add Barbarella
Dude, that movie was fucking awesome. It hits all the right buttons and I don't know why.ChaoticKraus said:
Some of the moves are just so out there, it's brilliant.
Twilight New Moon. Yes Bella is a tedious horrible person, but seeing her get knocked 20 feet into a credenza or fly off a motorcycle head first into a rock can always bring a smile to your face.
Honestly? Daybreakers. I know that will piss a lot of people off, but it's true. I have never laughed at an actual comedy as much as I did at that movie.
I mean, let's look at a single scene, shall we? A bunch of vampire doctors are going to attempt to cure a volunteer with an experimental...thing. It's SUPPOSED to cure him of vamirism. What it actually DOES is...different.
First, it causes him to fire absolutely HILARIOUS amount of vomit from his mouth like a cannon. Seriously, we're talking multiple gallons. I'm not even exaggerating. Then, his body erupts in huge, horrible zit-things, except they're like the size of basketballs, and they're EVERYWHERE. After some panic, the doctors (somehow) manage to get these in check, and looks like the guy is going to be ok....HE EXPLODES. We're talking spontaneous combustion, blood and guts EVERYWHERE, EXPLOSION OF A HUMAN BEING[footnote]Sorry, vampire.[/footnote].
And you have to wonder...What the hell did those doctors GIVE that guy? I mean, if they were trying to cure him, could that have gone...ANY worse? He FUCKING. EXPLODED.
And he's not the only guy who explodes in the movie! Almost any time someone dies, it's because they exploded! And let's not forget that any time the movie is quiet for more then 3 seconds, a bat flies out of someone's ass in a lame attempt at a jump-scare.
Oh! Oh! And how about the scene towards the end where one of the characters (no idea what their name was) breaks the world record for slowest and most painful Heroic Sacrifice when they're slowly eaten to death by two different groups of hungry vampires over the course of around 10 FUCKING MINUTES. IN SLOW MOTION.
I mean...This movie was trying SO HARD to offend me that I couldn't take it seriously at all. And it was the most fun I've ever had in a movie theater, ever.
Captcha: "aimicle time?"
No, captcha. At least, not until you tell me what an "aimicle" is.
I mean, let's look at a single scene, shall we? A bunch of vampire doctors are going to attempt to cure a volunteer with an experimental...thing. It's SUPPOSED to cure him of vamirism. What it actually DOES is...different.
First, it causes him to fire absolutely HILARIOUS amount of vomit from his mouth like a cannon. Seriously, we're talking multiple gallons. I'm not even exaggerating. Then, his body erupts in huge, horrible zit-things, except they're like the size of basketballs, and they're EVERYWHERE. After some panic, the doctors (somehow) manage to get these in check, and looks like the guy is going to be ok....HE EXPLODES. We're talking spontaneous combustion, blood and guts EVERYWHERE, EXPLOSION OF A HUMAN BEING[footnote]Sorry, vampire.[/footnote].
And you have to wonder...What the hell did those doctors GIVE that guy? I mean, if they were trying to cure him, could that have gone...ANY worse? He FUCKING. EXPLODED.
And he's not the only guy who explodes in the movie! Almost any time someone dies, it's because they exploded! And let's not forget that any time the movie is quiet for more then 3 seconds, a bat flies out of someone's ass in a lame attempt at a jump-scare.
Oh! Oh! And how about the scene towards the end where one of the characters (no idea what their name was) breaks the world record for slowest and most painful Heroic Sacrifice when they're slowly eaten to death by two different groups of hungry vampires over the course of around 10 FUCKING MINUTES. IN SLOW MOTION.
I mean...This movie was trying SO HARD to offend me that I couldn't take it seriously at all. And it was the most fun I've ever had in a movie theater, ever.
Captcha: "aimicle time?"
No, captcha. At least, not until you tell me what an "aimicle" is.
Yeah there are so many...
The most recent one I've watched? Anything from Harry Potter 3-6. God those movies are overrated piles of shit.
The most recent one I've watched? Anything from Harry Potter 3-6. God those movies are overrated piles of shit.
Terminal Invasion, starring none other than Bruce Campbell.
I can still remember watching it for a single time on SciFi (ah, those were the days) channel. I had no idea what it was, or who Bruce Campbell was, but I just knew that, one day, the DVD release would be mine.
And soon, it shall be.
**goes off to make Kickstarter account, asking for an unnecessarily large amount of money**
I can still remember watching it for a single time on SciFi (ah, those were the days) channel. I had no idea what it was, or who Bruce Campbell was, but I just knew that, one day, the DVD release would be mine.
And soon, it shall be.
**goes off to make Kickstarter account, asking for an unnecessarily large amount of money**
the power rangers movie, fern gully(filthy hippy movie), lord of the rings(or is that just me?), the second matrix movie
That brilliant actor with the dark hair sounds like satan off of leo and satan.Sizzle Montyjing said:Have you ever come acroos a movie that's SO bad, it's utterly BRILLIANT?
Not just good, i mean it's really up there.
For me it has to be the 2003 heart-wrenching drama, 'The Room'.
I mean, those are just some of the highlights.
'The Room' is property of Tommy Wiseau and all related parties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDZ9LhZ2_g
Damn right! I love movies that just releases all bullshit and dares to be nothing but pure entertainment.Daystar Clarion said:
I'm putting the trailer here so that everyone can bask in the glory. It's got an awesome song to boot.
Correction, Marge. TWO perfectly good jackets:The_root_of_all_evil said:
Admittedly there was a lot of suck in SF: The Movie, but to say Raul Julia is the only good bit in that movie is like saying Alan Rickman was the only good contribution to Die Hard.
Overall, SF: the Movie is full of great little moments and Raul Julia has some great work to bounce his material off. I mean full-fledged Raul Julia vs Jean Calude Van Fucking Damme. It's like what I wished the movie The Expendables was (PS: that's where that movie failed, no good villains).
shark 3 megalodon I mean with a scene like this
and brilliant dialogue like this
it's obviously the best worst movie out there
and brilliant dialogue like this
it's obviously the best worst movie out there
Definetley G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. The best part was I watching it in a theater with a friend, and we got everyone in the audience laughing at our jokes.