A normal walk home until...

[Chicago Ted]

Ok, walk home, see this sitting on the sidewalk, what do?

*Warning: Not responsible for loss of appetite*

Spoiler

And no, this isn't a joke. I thought I'd just share this jewel of a wtf with the rest of you. Me and my friend are walking home, when I notice a HEART sitting beside the sidewalk. We have no idea where it is from or how it got there, but it must have just been put there recently because it didn't have a layer of snow on top (it snowed this morning), but it was there long enough to be quite frozen since when we kicked it over, it was stiff as a rock.

And yes, I do have a real picture of this, but I have no idea how to get it from my cell phone to the computer.

Edit: The picture above is now the picture I took of this 'incident'.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Ze fuck?
Get the fuck out of there, because obviously there is a serial killer on the loose, and he wants to lure you into his trap so he can kill you and sodomize the corpse!

EDIT: Or, someone threw it out their window just to fuck with people's minds, like you. You know, make you wonder "Why?".

 

[Internet Kraken]

You found a.....heart lying on the ground?

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

Though even if it is an animal heart, how did it end up lying on the ground?

EDIT: Also, are you sure it is a real heat? Someone might just be pulling a prank on you.

 

[El Poncho]

Yeah, I was walking to school today and there was this cat lieing dead in the grass, it look so lovely and cudly until you seen the front of it, yuck.

 

[Trivun]

Call the cops ASAP. That's what I'd do. Then get the fuck home straight away.

 

[orangebandguy]

You should phone the police or something. Just to make sure, unless it hasn't been lost or thrown at someone by now.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Hold on, let me say this again
A heart...on the floor?!

 

[NotAPie]

What the hell man? Where do you live that people leave a heart laying around?
What a waste of food!
I'm just kidding but I think you should probably tell the police or something.
Anyway I'd avoid it o_o

 

[Hobo Joe]

I agree with the others, phone the police then go from there, better safe than sorry with things as gruesome as this.

 

[Julianking93]

I...uh....speechless.

A heart? Really? For real? Just a heart lying on the ground for no apparent reason?

Its either a joke, an paramedic may have dropped it on his way to work or there really is a serial killer on the loose and that's his way of marking victims.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Hold on, let me say this again
A heart...on the floor?!

No, in the grass in the snow.

Does that help?

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Looks like Kano is running loose in your town. I'd be scared.

 

[Tekyro]

Did you try walking over it and seeing if it upped your life points?

That's what I'd have done...

 

[Chicago Ted]

You found a.....heart lying on the ground?

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

Though even if it is an animal heart, how did it end up lying on the ground?

EDIT: Also, are you sure it is a real heat? Someone might just be pulling a prank on you.

Yes, it was definetly a real heart. Considering that we kicked the heart over and saw some blood mixed with the snow underneath it, it was certainly real.

I'm not sure what animal it was, but I'm pretty sure it was an animal one, or else Rat Race took place in Canada.

 

[rokkolpo]

what did you say?!

i love snow!

 

[DazZ.]

You can buy pigs hearts at butchers.
Not sure how different they look though, I only kill pigs from a distance.

Should have taken it home, in a lunchbox.

Edit: Glad you didn't jump to the conclusion it was a human heart.

 

[Hybrid Sight]

That is crazy, you may want to call the police.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I...uh....speechless.

A heart? Really? For real? Just a heart lying on the ground for no apparent reason?

Its either a joke, an paramedic may have dropped it on his way to work or there really is a serial killer on the loose and that's his way of marking victims.

Ya, I'll quote what I said earlier, but it was:

Yes, it was definetly a real heart. Considering that we kicked the heart over and saw some blood mixed with the snow underneath it, it was certainly real.

And we believe it was an animal heart.

 

[ArcWinter]

A frozen heart? Bring it home, defrost it, and then eat it to gain courage!

Works every time.

Or, y'know, call Disease Control. Whatever.