A normal walk home until...

[Chicago Ted]

You can buy pigs hearts at butchers.
Not sure how different they look though, I only kill pigs from a distance.

Should have taken it home, in a lunchbox.

Edit: Glad you didn't jump to the conclusion it was a human heart.

Would have, but we didn't have a bag or anything to put it in, or gloves to pick it up with, or even a stick to pierce it onto so we could walk around hobo style with it.

 

[Internet Kraken]

You found a.....heart lying on the ground?

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

Though even if it is an animal heart, how did it end up lying on the ground?

EDIT: Also, are you sure it is a real heat? Someone might just be pulling a prank on you.

Yes, it was definetly a real heart. Considering that we kicked the heart over and saw some blood mixed with the snow underneath it, it was certainly real.

I'm not sure what animal it was, but I'm pretty sure it was an animal one, or else Rat Race took place in Canada.

Still, you might want to call the police. I can't imagine how the heart of any animal would just end up lying on the ground.

 

[Jharry5]

Tell the police, then stay away from there.
Sounds pretty gruesome to say the least.

 

[Chicago Ted]

A frozen heart? Bring it home, defrost it, and then eat it to gain courage!

Works every time.

Or, y'know, call Disease Control. Whatever.

The crow's have probably eaten it by now. Saw a few holes in it, and a fat crow cawwing nearby when we passed.

 

[GrinningManiac]

You should have picked that fucker up

Don't worry about getting it on your hand, just hold it near your mouth and it will vanish, giving you 50HP

 

[Kinguendo]

*Checks pulse*

Nope, not mine... its the only way to be sure...

 

[dont_blink]

Did you try walking over it and seeing if it upped your life points?

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[Cookiegerard]

huh

 

[Computer-Noob]

I KNEW I was missing something when I tried mummifying my cousin's dead bo...

...

Call the police. It's beyond bizzare that only the heart would be lying on the ground.

 

[Outofideas]

I reccomend consulting your nearest ancient Aztec high priest and proceeding to your local temple of doom for wacky andventure antics with unbearable sidekicks.

 

[Simalacrum]

...thats possibly the most surreal thing I've ever heard. I sincerely hope it wasn't a human heart.

Call the police. I think they'll be rather interested.

edit: oh dear god. Just saw the picture, its an actual heart. Ew?

Anyways, yeah, call the police...

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[dudeman0001]

A frozen heart? Bring it home, defrost it, and then eat it to gain courage!

Works every time.

Win.

 

[Empireth]

Ok, walk home, see this sitting on the sidewalk, what do?

...Walking home.
...
You live in Ottawa, correct (going by your profile, here...)? That's really insane.
I know some people in Ottawa, and I didn't think it was that sketchy...
I mean, sure, buses late at night can be sketch but... Honestly?

Congratulations, man. You've got me speechless.
Though, it might change how you react to it, depending on where in Ottawa you live.
I mean, if you're near a lot of butcheries (or, for some reason, Lebreton Flats), I wouldn't be nearly as surprised as if it were say... Barrhaven.

...But yeah, that's really, really weird...
Call the police about it?

 

[Frequen-Z]

Get Gil Grissom on the case.

 

[Canadaftw]

Notify the police about it.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Why are people saying to call the police? It's not a bloody corpse, it's just a heart some moron probably dropped either as a prank or he's just that stupid that he bought a heart from the butchers then went and lost it.

 

[Davey Woo]

you say it was stiff as a rock?
perhaps it was fake?

 

[Robert632]

if i saw a heart frozen on the ground, i'd be so surprised i'd walk about 5 paces before stopping and looking at it, then shrug and move on.