A pieceof advice I might never forget

[Magnalian]

when in doubt, whip it out. ponder on that!

That could make for some awkward moments at a military function.

Or any multiple choice test ever.

 

[Magnalian]

I remember this from scrubs, although i'd be willing to bet its been said before.
'all the best things in life don't come easy.' or something along those lines...

And never forget: "Wherever you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the tacklin' Alzheimer's patient."