RhombusHatesYou said:
I'm going to get the MOST AUSTRALIAN TATTOO EVER...
Dawn Fraser and Don Bradman having sex in the back of a ute with Albert Namatjira standing to the side painting it, in the background is Uluru and the Southern Cross. Sitting on the top of the ute will be a koala and a wallabie having a smoke and drinking beers while the front of the ute is covered in splattered kangaroo and emu. The ute will be a Kingswood 1 tonner.
No no, you can do better. You're missing:
- Malcolm Fraser Easter Island statues.
- The Wallabies bashing Lebs under the instruction/coaching of Alan Jones.
- Philip Ruddock riding a bomb Dr. Strangelove style above Christmas Island.
- Bob Katter in an Elvis jumpsuit shuffling backwards from Bourke.
- Dr. Philip Nitschke putting the Labor Party out of its misery.
There's probably a lot more, too. I'm disappointed in myself that I can't think of anything special for Howard or Abbott.
the clockmaker said:
I'm kind of biased in how I conduct ANZAC day, but for me it is suit up for the dawn service (unless you are on one of the ceremonial/support duties) and conduct myself in a solemn manner until 1100, at which point we move as a mob to the RSL and play two up as we take turns buying rounds for your mates. The other big rule being if you see an old bloke with a chest full of ribbon, you shout him one. The day then proceeds as you slowly drink yourself into oblivion and wake up (hopefully back on base) the next morning with a hangover that would put god himself off drinking. Then, go to work and carry on as usual.
This is exactly why I think ANZAC Day is bullshit and refuse to participate. And
I'm the disrespectful one.