and if all else fails
1) get some hip clothes ~ really offensive tees, wear a lotta leather, get some wicked ink action going AND throw em glasses away, get contacts ~ the ladies don't like em accountant types ~ if you ain't got the best personality pick some famous musician, either gene simmons or justin bieber, dress like him, act like him, hell, tell people you're him! REMEMBER: a purple fedora can NEVER hurt!
2) browse the used car sites and get yourself an old school challenger or a camaro ~ chicks dont know the difference if its shiny enough ~ but its gotta be loud ~ also drive it recklessly and make sure you got the right tunes ~ also start doing coke or acid, mix drugs with booze ~ don't do pot, don't drive hybrids!
3) BE A MAN! don't be desperate, women can smell that a mile away. be calm, dont act all shy and helpless, women get bored really quick, in conversation less is usually more for guys, and when you say something, make sure it blows her mind ~ if you're not particularly funny just memorize doug stanhope routines. or lines from talladega nights, your call
and in all seriousness, learn to act like a proper asshole every once in a while ~ women love it tho no woman will ever admit it ~ even if you're not gonna marry her, you got better than average chances of getting her in bed! and sport a goatee or something ~ if it makes you look like some evil wizard, all the better!
looks do matter! and if it ain't about looks its money, or fame or pretty much anything shiny that gets chicks wet ~ don't for a second think that any woman in her right mind AND early 20s would pick a Pulitzer prize laureate over some delicious cabana boy piece of pie. they just don't wanna seem shallow, poor dearies.
act tough! be hilarious! purple fedora!
1) get some hip clothes ~ really offensive tees, wear a lotta leather, get some wicked ink action going AND throw em glasses away, get contacts ~ the ladies don't like em accountant types ~ if you ain't got the best personality pick some famous musician, either gene simmons or justin bieber, dress like him, act like him, hell, tell people you're him! REMEMBER: a purple fedora can NEVER hurt!
2) browse the used car sites and get yourself an old school challenger or a camaro ~ chicks dont know the difference if its shiny enough ~ but its gotta be loud ~ also drive it recklessly and make sure you got the right tunes ~ also start doing coke or acid, mix drugs with booze ~ don't do pot, don't drive hybrids!
3) BE A MAN! don't be desperate, women can smell that a mile away. be calm, dont act all shy and helpless, women get bored really quick, in conversation less is usually more for guys, and when you say something, make sure it blows her mind ~ if you're not particularly funny just memorize doug stanhope routines. or lines from talladega nights, your call
and in all seriousness, learn to act like a proper asshole every once in a while ~ women love it tho no woman will ever admit it ~ even if you're not gonna marry her, you got better than average chances of getting her in bed! and sport a goatee or something ~ if it makes you look like some evil wizard, all the better!
looks do matter! and if it ain't about looks its money, or fame or pretty much anything shiny that gets chicks wet ~ don't for a second think that any woman in her right mind AND early 20s would pick a Pulitzer prize laureate over some delicious cabana boy piece of pie. they just don't wanna seem shallow, poor dearies.
act tough! be hilarious! purple fedora!