A review of Zero Punctuation

[danosaurus]

Can someone explain to me how a person known for his hatred of fanboyism now has his own personal army of them?

Oh and this:

Frankly, I stopped reading at "Greatest video review series ever".


With short paragraphs and the fanboyism, it's hard to take this review seriously.

Let's go to the points you should be addressing.

A. Why do you like Zero Punctuation?
B. What is Zero Punctuation?
C. Why should people like Zero Punctuation?
D. Does Zero Punctuation has flaws?

And many many many many many others. If you're going to do reviews on this site, check other reviews. They might give you an insight on how to actually do one.

+1

 

[danosaurus]

Blow job much?

*giggle*

 

[Naheal]

While I generally agree with you, this is less a review, and more a spouting of fanboyish joy.

Which is another thing Yahtzee seems to hate.

The irony of a yahtzee fanboy is golden.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Because people

Can someone explain to me how a person known for his hatred of fanboyism now has his own personal army of them?

That's easy, because people are complete retards that are incapable of anything but completely missing the point.

Yatzee: "Don't be fanboys"
Fans: "yay! We'll do everything you say!"

Jesus: "Don't kill people"
Fans: "Yay! Die for our sins!"

That basically sums it up. No wonder Yahtzee's creeped out by his own fans; the more extreme of them have made it impossible to be a ZP fan and be regarded as more than a squeeing fanboy/fangirl who thinks Mr. Croshaw is the next incarnation of Jesus Christ.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Maybe next time you review something,try actually reviewing it instead of doing the whole "fanboy shouting" thing,but that little tidbit of information has been covered by the escapist community.

But who reviews a review?what's next,baking an oven?cutting a sword?Ripping a hole?Is there no end to your madness?!

 

[domble]

Why are we still humouring this?

All we've succeeded in doing is giving him the hot topic and good post badges. This might fool people into thinking he's actually worth a damn when it comes to writing!

 

[Ashbax]

Ok, so you reviewed a review series? Somewhat random.

Completely undiluted fanboyism, mixed in with poor paragraphs, little information, grammar and spelling mistakes, along with pointlessness.

and yes, while I do agree Zero Punctuation is a hilarious series that really makes my wednesdays bearable, this review was pointless.

 

[stonethered]

I don't think a review of Zero Punctuation was really needed. Nearly everyone on this site is here because of him. But I fully agree that ZP is awesome.

actually came here for unforgotten realms, but i did fall in love wit the site for zero puncuaton. never seen a review of his i actually disagreed with.

 

[BOX oDAVE]

okay doesent need a review but whatever

yes yahtzee has brung joy to my bleak and meaningless life but sometimes its hard to understand if he actually likes the game he is reviewing or if he just hates it utterly and comepletly i guess you shouldnt always rely on critics to form an oppinion about a game mainly because most reviews are biased (not by yahtzee just in general)and i dont know who to trust so i just trust my instincts. here let me explain with a stupid question "will modern warfare 2 be good?" see what i mean?

btw you need to explain more in your reveiw

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Did I just read four paragraphs of e-fellatio? I understand you like him, but this review needs to be better structured and go into more detail and be more critical, with less fanboyism.

I'm not a huge fan of yahtzee any more either, so this didn't go down well with me. I would love to see a re-draft though, it would be an interesting read.