A Ridiculous superpower

[XYLM]

If you could have one crazy, inane power what would it be?

For me I would have the ability to summon a bucket to slide in out of nowhere every time I have to poop, when I finish it would spray water upward and clean everything up then it would slide away and disappear when I was finished.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

The ability to pull anything out of someone else's ear.

Imagine running around trying to pull random stuff out of stranger's ears...would be a hit at parties I bet.

 

[Palademon]

The power to always win at card games.

 

[AloriD]

Smell-o-vision.

 

[nick n stuff]

the power to turn all of your own bones to gelatinous goo at will...or whatever Aquaman does

 

[Sam Warrior]

To always have the required amount of money/change in my pocket for whatever I wanted to buy.

 

[Guy32]

I'd want the power to be really really good looking.

 

[2xDouble]

I invented a silly superhero once. He had a pair of magical boots and whomever he kicked while wearing them instantly crapped his/her pants. His name? What else? the Sh*tkicker! now that's silly.

 

[SamuelT]

The power for a finger that changes stuff. But, wait for it...

It turns into a random Element!

So the one time I'll change a rock in Oxigen, but the next time it'll be chrome, and the next time it'll be carbon!

I'd be PeriodicTableMan. PTM!

 

[Danny Ocean]

If you could have one crazy, inane power what would it be?

I would have the power to be the sole creator and operator of a random image-generation machine. That power would include the ability to distinguish between pictures of our reality and pictures of alternate realities.

Think about it. This would effectively allow me to know everything that ever was, ever will be, every thought that is written, or ever will be written, every possible eventuality of every possible action.

I would know everything.

Knowledge is power, and just the knowledge of this knowledge boggles the mind.

EDIT: Oh wait, Inane. Damn. Sorry.

 

[Rasputin1]

The power to melt cheese at will. Nothing else, just cheese.

 

[warthoggunner]

The power to turn water into Guinness

 

[dragonslayer32]

i would want the powers of x-ray cat, the ability to see through wood.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

The power to amplify sexual experiences by six times my own physical strength and stamina.

.. That counts, right?

If not, I want the power to teleport with the snap of my fingers.

 

[Kimarous]

The power to turn rain into chocolate.

 

[moose_man]

Once in Drama class, my power in the superhero improv game was the power to fill holes of any kind.

 

[V8 Ninja]

I'd like to have the superpower of making stuff explode. I can't determine what explodes, just that something explodes when I use it.

 

[Berserker119]

The ability to have ... wait..

Spoiler

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler: The power of making puppies appear anywhere!

 

[Xiorell]

Silly ones??

Ok I'd have the power to make a hole in peoples socks, right over thier big toe, so when they walk a time it gets really fucking annoying.