A Ridiculous superpower

[Ryktes]

To always have the required amount of money/change in my pocket for whatever I wanted to buy.

This, but only in small change. Buying a car with heaps of it would be a laugh.

What makes this truly awesome isn't even the fact of the massive pile of coins itself, but simply watching you keep pouring coins out of pockets in your Pants of Infinite Holding. ^_^

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

The ability to make things disappear and reappear just by closing your 2 hands and opening them again.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Once in Drama class, my power in the superhero improv game was the power to fill holes of any kind.

{insert really bad sex joke}

ok my power would be to make any person see an image jesus in any random things i choose.

 

[GnomeThief]

The power to make people instantly forget where they left their keys.

 

[superbatranger]

The ability to shit bricks. Hey don't look at me like that! I could use said bricks to fend off any attackers.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

'nuff said.

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In the course of that video I nearly choked on a slice of pizza and attempted to inhale Mountain Dew.

 

[Lizardon]

The power to know whether or not things will fit through a doorway

 

[Lizardon]

The power so that in kitchens where I've never been I can sense the location of the cups and crockery.

 

[Tdc2182]

'nuff said.

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I havent laughed that hard in a while.

OT: 3 chord man. Men hate me, but there girlfriends love me.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The power to make puppies explode

 

[Lizardon]

The ability to have ... wait..

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While we're doing Cyanide and Happiness

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[LawlessSquirrel]

The power to turn invisible when no one is looking.

..lol'd.

The power to make people break into song and dance at any time. It would make serious moments so much more fun.

 

[Ldude893]

The power to bypass Airport Security in 10 seconds.

 

[wfpdk]

the power to summon an army of undead warriors but only after someone says "you and what army?"