A Ridiculous superpower

[Byr0m]

Errrm...being able to literally trade places with another person WITH MY MIND... (you know, like teleportation...kind of)

Oh wait, that's not ridiculous enough, what about that but to get it to work, I have to do the whole Macarena dance, immediately followed by the Cha-Cha Slide, with no mistakes, while still glaring at them, then wait 3 minutes. And I can't break eye-contact at all during this.

 

[kalakashi]

Errrm...being able to literally trade places with another person WITH MY MIND... (you know, like teleportation...kind of)

Oh wait, that's not ridiculous enough, what about that but to get it to work, I have to do the whole Macarena dance, immediately followed by the Cha-Cha Slide, with no mistakes, while still glaring at them, then wait 3 minutes. And I can't break eye-contact at all during this.

Actually lol'd, I love the idea of the icy glare whilst doing this, especially the cha-cha slide.

 

[DSK-]

The ability to negate flies and other flying insects incessant act of trying to penetrate every orifice of my face when jogging/running.

 

[Magnalian]

The ability to BLOW PEOPLE'S MINDS! Also puppy vision.

 

[Vampire cat]

The power to telepathically be able to manipulate the left nostril of Mr Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear!

The power to turn water into Guinness

The messiah is here!

 

[Wedlock49]

I would have the power to make my penis exactly like that of a sperm whale.

 

[Wrists]

The ability to make single items of clothing disappear in order to distract my enemies. Yes, it is I, The Sock Stealer.

 

[Brandon237]

The ability to create any device or object I wanted out of... [HEADING=2]Noodles[/HEADING] I would have a hover bike made out of them.

That would actually be really awesome.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

asdf movie strikes again!

 

[Joeshmoe5]

ROCKET SHOES!

 

[warthoggunner]

The power to telepathically be able to manipulate the left nostril of Mr Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear!

The power to turn water into Guinness

The messiah is here!

An atheist messiah

that's a new one...

 

[Madshaw]

china?

 

[Doclector]

The ability to turn people into newts.

Don't worry, they'll get better.

 

[Nickthequick]

MEAT VISION! if you get my reference you get a point.

Ninja'd

 

[Sam Warrior]

To always have the required amount of money/change in my pocket for whatever I wanted to buy.

Say you want to buy a car... How big are your pockets? And if it was all in change...

This is why its a ridiculous super power because its all in change. You want to buy a car and your pockets start spewing coins onto the floor. For several hours probably.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I invented a silly superhero once. He had a pair of magical boots and whomever he kicked while wearing them instantly crapped his/her pants. His name? What else? the Sh*tkicker! now that's silly.

The shitkicker isn't the shit, with his power, he CAUSES the shit.

EDIT: Oops, I missed.

Okay, the power to turn inside out. Would gross people out.

 

[InnerRebellion]

The ability to cause everyone who looks me in the eyes to wander around saying "hurr durr derp." after they say something stupid.

 

[InnerRebellion]

The ability to turn people into newts.

Don't worry, they'll get better.

+1 cookie for the Monty Python reference.

 

[interspark]

the ability to create the illusion that i am charming, hansome and generally sexy for as long as it takes to chat someone up and then score with them

oh wait, everyone else is posting childish immature ones, in that case

the ability to..... wait for it...

Spoiler

make people click spoiler buttons

 

[interspark]

Errrm...being able to literally trade places with another person WITH MY MIND... (you know, like teleportation...kind of)

Oh wait, that's not ridiculous enough, what about that but to get it to work, I have to do the whole Macarena dance, immediately followed by the Cha-Cha Slide, with no mistakes, while still glaring at them, then wait 3 minutes. And I can't break eye-contact at all during this.

that sounds like some kind of puzzle game! (not so much the dancing though)