A test of illogical creativity.

[Truniron]

A crowbar, a speech and a bottle of Amundsen.

 

[AugustFall]

A set of books which detail the intricacies of speech and charisma. After mastering it I would talk my way out of prison, woo the girl of my dreams or at least trick her into loving me (kind of breaks down here, surely the girl of my dreams would be one who likes me too?), convince god to kill himself and with my rousing addresses I would be elected leader of earth.

Fuck the other 2 items.

 

[Roamin11]

A tuxedo (To escape from Jail), a pair of horns (to get the girl), a flaming triple obsidian skull Flail (to take over the world)

I can see no other possible out come!

 

[Fbuh]

A Leatherman multi-tool, a plate of bacon (always bacon indeed), and the Internet

A Letherman can virtually be used for everything. I could easily use one to bust out of jail, though a carton of cigarettes would work as well. I would essentially just bribe all of my fellow inmates until they agreed to rise up and attempt a prison break. Meanwhile, I slip out in the ensuing chaos.

I am already engaged to a wonderful woman, so I could get extra awesome love points with a tray of fully cooked bacon.

The internet, that awesome and awful place (lots of awe). You can write whatever you want on the internet. If you know how, you could completely destroy the concept of God with it, as well as take over the world through cultural revolution.

 

[mionic]

Oxytocin, or modified version thereof.
For all of those.
Guards trusting me. YAY.
The girl trusting me. YAY.
God trusting me. YAY.
THE WORLD TRUSTING ME. YAY.

 

[krazykidd]

Okay i got it .

To break out of jail , i would need , a cardboard box big enough for me to hide in lockpick or electronic key card depending what kind of jail i'm in.

For the girl of my dreams , i would need some flowers , because i'm old school like that.

For taking over the world i would need an "extra soul" . I would then sell my soul ( since i now have two) to the devil and go to war with god . Who better to oppose him with than his eternal rival?

I would then have suceeded in all three .

 

[Ursus Buckler]

A banana, a fez and Liam Neeson.

... In fact, screw the other two. Just Liam Neeson.

 

[Bad Jim]

a crowbar to get out of jail
a bouquet of flowers to impress the girl of my dreams (who is nonetheless very shallow)
a doomsday device to take over the world.

After that I have nothing. Nothing can kill God, whether he exists or not.

 

[RandallJohn]

The first things that spring to mind:

>TARDIS
>Sonic Screwdriver
>Psychic paper

What? They're technically not magical...

 

[Semudara]

A pack of paper, a pencil, and a pencil sharpener.

I already have my imagination and some time. The rest is quite straightforward.

 

[Knusper]

Fus, Ro and Dah.

I can smash the walls, give great head, blow God over a mountain and threaten all the world leaders.

Damn it I was going to use that Well ninja'd, sir.

I guess a big vat of rum, cyanide and... wait... does death note count as magical?

Edit: oh wait world domination didn't turn out too good for him anyway, never mind. Foul language will be a suitable substitute.

 

[Rule Britannia]

A stick, a Duck, a lot of glue.

 

[Deamonian]

a roll of duct tape, swiss army knife, and a box of paper clips.
Worked for Mcguyver, should work for me.

 

[N1ceDreamz]

My Ka-Bar combat knife, a Browning Hi-Power with a nickel finish and a top hat.
I'll be the classist ************ to ever kill God, get the lady of my dreams and rule the planet. EVER. Even if the knife and gun don't kill God my sheer awesomeness will.

 

[thiosk]

Three bibles.

Clobber guard over head. Check.

Clobber girl over head. Double check.

Clobber god over head. Check double check.

 

[Ladd Russo]

A suit of Mandalorian Armor, complete with gear, for the breakout and world domination;
A nice three piece suit, and my own natural charm for the girl;
And a Holy ICBM to deal with that pesky god.

 

[Ddgafd]

The Nano Rifle from RF: Guerrilla, a bottle of that Axe deodorant or whatever that makes angles fall and a VTOL from SR3.

Here's the plan: I bust out of jail by melting the walls with the rifle, I use some of that spray and and make all of the angles fall down and die. Then I just fly up to Heaven unhindered with the VTOL and shoot God in the face with lasers and rockets. Then I take over the world.

Simple really.

 

[KiloFox]

a paperclip, a roll of duct tape, and an i-pod with headphones pre-loaded with all my favourite songs (because i gotta do it to an epic soundtrack)

 

[Gecko clown]

A single grape, a centimetre of copper wire, and a copy of Skyrim.

Anything is possible with a copy of Skyrim. Just as long as I don't take an arrow to the knee.
I had to say it.

Edit: or Batman's suit