A thought about Samus Aran.

[Jaranja]

Stupid immature curiosity...

I WANT TO SEE!
TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.

For fuck's sake... It's an hentai pic of Samus with a joystick up her arse inside the morphball, saying "Well, how did you think it worked?" or something.

Shit, really? I forgot.

I can still love my friends, can I not?

You can't love me you can't

Why not? You make me sad!

Also, PM me this picture.

 

[AngelicSven]

It's never really explained. In Metroid Prime, spherical energy surrounds her and she appears to shrink, it's theorized she becomes energy to fit.

The other thing seen is, In Metroid: Zero Mission, there is plans on the Chozo suit that imply somehow Samus' body is in there somehow.

From the metroid Wikia:

"Exactly how it functions is unknown, but Prime concept art shows a large ball forming around Samus from her suit's material, then shrinking down to its miniature size, and in game, a core of energy is visible through the 'equator', indicating that Samus may transform into energy to fit in the smaller ball. On the other hand, Zero Mission design documents refer to the Chozo being capable of "unique transforming into a sphere," implying that the user's body is physically within the ball somehow."

Ninja'd, damn.

Yeah, the manga doesn't even explain it.

 

[Jedamethis]

Stupid immature curiosity...

I WANT TO SEE!
TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.

For fuck's sake... It's an hentai pic of Samus with a joystick up her arse inside the morphball, saying "Well, how did you think it worked?" or something.

Aaaah. I see.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Jaranja]

Why not? You make me sad!

Also, PM me this picture.

Because I hate you Because I wanted to make you sad. Schadenfreude and all that.

And I don't have it.
I saw it years ago, and this thread reminded me of it.

You're so mean to me!

You're not allowed to be my friend anymore!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Ironic Pirate]

She's a contortionist? Fetal position? Or my favorite, it's science fiction, god damn it.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Any sufficiantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

So yeah, a wizard did it.

 

[Timzilla]

Why can't she just crouch and throw grenades?

 

[hittite]

Any sufficiantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

So yeah, a wizard did it.

Ah, yes. But the inverse is also true. Is it not just as likely that the Chozo discovered true magic and simply disguised it as technology? (honestly, it would explain a lot)

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Thedayrecker]

I'm not sure what the answer to your question is, but I do see a chance to unleash this picture:

Spoiler

Removed the pic

 

[delanofilms]

Huh? Just what kind of pic are you talking about?

Well.. it's... 18+, let's leave it at that.

[snip]

This what you were thinking of? Doesn't look very bannable...

Well, no.
Read above.

Care to PM a link? ;3
Lol

 

[Gigaguy64]

From the metroid Wikia:

"Exactly how it functions is unknown, but Prime concept art shows a large ball forming around Samus from her suit's material, then shrinking down to its miniature size, and in game, a core of energy is visible through the 'equator', indicating that Samus may transform into energy to fit in the smaller ball. On the other hand, Zero Mission design documents refer to the Chozo being capable of "unique transforming into a sphere," implying that the user's body is physically within the ball somehow."

Pretty much what this guy said.
Though either one is plausible considering the fact that Reality means next to NOTHING in the Metroid universe, and because Samus is also part Chozo.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Metroid isn't very realistic.

This pretty much sums it up. It's like going on a rampage about Samus's size and the approximate weight of her armor being unrealistic or something.

 

[child of lileth]

Pretty sure in the Prime games, sometimes you can see she curls into fetal position. Problem already solved.

 

[captaincabbage]

[sub]You know, there's a pic describing how it works, but I'm not gonna try to find it, in case I get banned for it[/sub]

I'm just gonna go with the generic answer:
A wizard did it.

EDIT:

A wizard did it.

OH DAMN YOU

This what you were thinking of? Doesn't look very bannable...

*CCCKKRKCCCKCKRKRCKCKTKCKCKTKRKTCCCKKRKC*

Aah, the symphony of a cracking spinal column.

OT: I have no idea really, Imma go with the first post in that you shouldn't give two shits about it.

On the other hand. . . . WIZARDS!!!!!!

 

[Peteron]

How about this. It is a game, so it doesn't have to make sense. All of us have had this thought cross our heads, but it really doesn't matter. Thousands of thing in games don't make sense, but that is because it is a game, not reality.