A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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WOMEN YOUR VAGINAS BELONG TO ME!!! I'm guessing this would be almost every man's first command.
Then I would train them all into super soldiers and then have my 1000 super soldier people steal stuff for me and whatever else I feel like.
Then I would train them all into super soldiers and then have my 1000 super soldier people steal stuff for me and whatever else I feel like.
I'd make an army capable of standing up to Brittania. They, are the BLACK KNIGHTS!!!
In all honesty... the cuolt hting sounds pretty good. Yeah, we'll go with that. Not a bad cult, one of those ones from the deep south, or who drink kool aid laced with cynide, no. My cult would be set upfor the purpose of surviving the inevitable human holocaust and emerging to take over the world and make it a better place.
In all honesty... the cuolt hting sounds pretty good. Yeah, we'll go with that. Not a bad cult, one of those ones from the deep south, or who drink kool aid laced with cynide, no. My cult would be set upfor the purpose of surviving the inevitable human holocaust and emerging to take over the world and make it a better place.
I'd give them all a weapon and force them to fight to the last group of 10 for my own amusement.
This 10 would be the strongest, most ruthless and with the best survival instincts, who shall then become my personal retinue.
Then I begin to brainwash the disaffected youth with my illusion of power and the ever present threat of my enforcers/bodyguards, possibly using the internet, appealing the socially inept who feel alone and cling to some group to belong to (hey it's how most little cults work)
Then the crime spree and chaos begins, orchestrated by minions further down the chain of command, with me not being implemented in anyway for I am simply a shadowy figurehead who is never seen. Lesser minions may rat on those above them when caught, but once it reaches one of the 10, they are so loyal they will die before revealing anything, keeping me safe.
As influence spreads and more are "recruited" into the fold, the country will slowly burn.
After everything the UK once was ceases to exist, I order the 10 (If 10 have lasted this long) to kill themselves, I leave with my accumulated £££ and head off for a nice life in another country somewhere to see out my days.
Why would I do this? Meh, passes the time I guess.
This 10 would be the strongest, most ruthless and with the best survival instincts, who shall then become my personal retinue.
Then I begin to brainwash the disaffected youth with my illusion of power and the ever present threat of my enforcers/bodyguards, possibly using the internet, appealing the socially inept who feel alone and cling to some group to belong to (hey it's how most little cults work)
Then the crime spree and chaos begins, orchestrated by minions further down the chain of command, with me not being implemented in anyway for I am simply a shadowy figurehead who is never seen. Lesser minions may rat on those above them when caught, but once it reaches one of the 10, they are so loyal they will die before revealing anything, keeping me safe.
As influence spreads and more are "recruited" into the fold, the country will slowly burn.
After everything the UK once was ceases to exist, I order the 10 (If 10 have lasted this long) to kill themselves, I leave with my accumulated £££ and head off for a nice life in another country somewhere to see out my days.
Why would I do this? Meh, passes the time I guess.
Tell them all to get educated, take care of their kids, be financially responsible and pay off their fucking debts. Then perhaps we can talk about revolution or something. As it stands right now statistically speaking none of them would be reliable enough to get any major coordinated job done.
It's open to all so long as you don't try to come anywhere near me with your dick...JUMBO PALACE said:
Have them make the games I dream of making.
And various other stuff already mentioned... orgies, etc.
Then I'd have them repeatedly make a fully functional Guitar out of grass until they could do it in under a minute.
And various other stuff already mentioned... orgies, etc.
Then I'd have them repeatedly make a fully functional Guitar out of grass until they could do it in under a minute.
In addition, I'd probably pick the prettiest girl and make her my personal attendant (not as gross as it sounds, actually.) And then I'd have like four or six of them be my special bodyguards, especially if they were trained to be ninjas. Others would be my opponents in Street Fighter, and others just people to do my bidding.kebab4you said:
Infact, I'd probably eventually get bored and start thinking up hugely complicated things to do with so many people. Maybe not rob banks, but have my own spy network or...something. I dunno, but eventually I'd come up with something complicated just because.
Give me your life savings! Now go invade Antartica and make a small hideout for me to retreat to should I ever need to lie low!
