Have them all make as much money as possible and send a decent portion of it to me, then invest it and create my own business empire. Oh and keep 20 of the women for servants in my mansion, obviously.
A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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Build my own Eco Nation and introduce them to art ,agriculture,free thinking and speech ,and form a strong group of Eco Warrior for defense and sabotage ,oh yeah and build a huge submarine which looks like a whale . ''Work,Respect Nature and Prosper'' (otherwise I KILLLL YOUUU)
Dude, you nearly made me break the first 2 rules.cfieldplatt said:
And it's a PROJECT.
Don't ask questions.
Minions, we shall have an or-Geo Da Sponge said:
Oh damn it.
Get that internet ninja and ... then lets have an orgy with him! Yes!
Send them on a series of hilarious suicide missions until they're killed to a man and then use mail-merge to send the same generic-ass condolence letter to the 1000 families... just to be a dick.
I'd make myself rich through their taxes, make them create more loyal children you know... start a group which will slowly buy out successful businesses, keeping the managers and staff, but with us as the profit reaping OWNERS! This will somehow lead to me getting hold of stem-cell research through possession of important businesses in the medical sector that will allow me to live for far longer... to command the children of the loyal ones, and their children and their children.
You can see where this is going, once I control a sizeable portion of the economy, I can start buying land, entire countries... I would create the largest superstate the world has ever known, And I would be at its helm. The 400 year old man who is still in his prime as leader of the world...
I would like my thousand now...
You can see where this is going, once I control a sizeable portion of the economy, I can start buying land, entire countries... I would create the largest superstate the world has ever known, And I would be at its helm. The 400 year old man who is still in his prime as leader of the world...
I would like my thousand now...
kebab4you said:
I instantly thought this.
Even if they all only paid my £1 a month I would be able to live off of that. Obviously with them all working and all under my command, I would ask for a lot more than that.
Apart from that, I'm not sure what I'd do with 1,000 loyal people...
Well after all the organic and horny urges had worn off...
Dress them all in gas masks and power suits armed with miniguns (all of which they stole.. somehow) then declare the UK (well maybe only England) my own and then march on parliament and force them to step down.
Muhahahaha.. Then I will use them as enforcers scattered through the army I control, the former British Empire will be restored, yes that means you Amercia..
Dress them all in gas masks and power suits armed with miniguns (all of which they stole.. somehow) then declare the UK (well maybe only England) my own and then march on parliament and force them to step down.
Muhahahaha.. Then I will use them as enforcers scattered through the army I control, the former British Empire will be restored, yes that means you Amercia..
Form the largest band the world has ever seen.
We would only play punk rock*, so 250 singers, 250 guitarists, 250 bassists, 250 drummers.
We would make the Polyphonic Spree look like a twopeice by comparison.
No venue smaller than a stadium could conceivably hold us.
* or perhaps free jazz, I'm not sure
We would only play punk rock*, so 250 singers, 250 guitarists, 250 bassists, 250 drummers.
We would make the Polyphonic Spree look like a twopeice by comparison.
No venue smaller than a stadium could conceivably hold us.
* or perhaps free jazz, I'm not sure
And you are soooo right with yours how..?Demodeus said:Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.Kenko said:Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometownSometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.
I know its off topic and flaming but it had to be done..
So, they are male and female. I'd probably do some scientific research, Big Bang theory for example.
I'd be frikkin rich.
I'd be frikkin rich.
Select the two most attractive females to be my girlfriends. The most intelligent members will be sent to Military Academies of all four Military branches to become officers, the rest will be sent to work in Enlisted positions like soldiers, engineers, pilots, technicians, doctors, nurses. after 4-8 years of training and experience I will form my own Private Security Corporation with agents in all aspects of the Military and Government, I will use the agents to influence world events and distribute power as I see fit...
ITT: Internet Atheist who is as oppressive as any religious extremist.Kenko said:Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown
