A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[Demodeus]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.

And you are soooo right with yours how..?

I know its off topic and flaming but it had to be done..

Presuming that I am against religion (which I am definitely not), I'd say burning houses of gathering of the different "World Religions" would be the worst possible approach at stopping religion as it has absolutely no prospect of causing anything except outrage and strengthening of faith.
Free thinking and religion is the same as physics and religion, they both can co-exist quite good once you have had a deeper look into both (I know a professor who teaches both physics and theology) as they are in no way incompatible, they both might be definite answers (definite for lack of a better word, physics for example is not quite definite as it is just an arbitrary system that we have found to work based on our observations) but they dont answer the same question.

I'm not saying my approach at life is good, or that religion is good per se, just that being ignorant is not. Kenko wants to promote free thinking by being ignorant which is kind of a paradox.
I'm all against paradoxes.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Ok...
I pick ten women to be my harem/servants. They get the best treatment as long as they're obedient.
108 are trained to be my personal assassins, The 108 (named after an organization I made up for a story once).
400 get jobs to get us money we need for the master plan.
100 seek supplies to build homes, sewers, power plants and resevoirs.
42 become lawyers to make the area it's own nation. Once done, they work on getting money.
50 seek weapons for military power.
250 will work on construction.
The remaining 40 will be our entertainers.

The master plan: Create the Democratic Kingdom of Awesomia, where everything is awesome. We have a congress to make laws, and I'm president-for-life, with elections to take place when I get senile. I make suggestions for laws, and because they all follow me, basically what I say goes, while the world sees me as a great leader.

 

[luclin92]

make a company, i dont care what type of company as long as it is one that makes money.

 

[Fenra]

Isnt it obvious, give each of them a list and let the giant scavanger hunt commence!!!

... but of course, I will have planned it out, with everyone collecting various items, speakers, lights, booze, stage equipment, smoke machines, strobe lights, temporary/flat pack furniture, tents, various ornaments, arcade machines and so on, bring them all to a giant open area of land of my choosing and set it up, then once its all together, throw open the doors and declare the worlds, longest, loudest and greatest party open to everyone the world over!!! Lets forget about the world and the worries within it untill the party ends! In the words of the black eyed peas "tonights gonna be a good good night!"

and of course in traditional scavanger hunt rules, the last one to return has a forfiet... he has to clean up the mess afterwards.... well ok I wont be that much of a dick, the last 100 have to clean up. Once all is said and done they are free to return to thier lives ^^

 

[historybuff]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Either that or throw the biggest BBQ party of the century in downtown midsquare.

All you would be proving is that you are just as "closed-minded" as they are, only in the opposite direction.

Mature atheists understand that religion and spirituality is a choice and it is a personal one. They may not agree with it but it has very little to do with them.

Religion is capable of very great things and very horrible things. You can be religious and still be free-thinking and you can be an atheist and still be closed-minded.

 

[Canid117]

"Go buy me a Twinkie! I command you!"

 

[Daverson]

Stage 1: Revenge!
1. Deal with nemesis! Curse him!
2. Deal with old nemesis! Again. I don't think I dealt with him well enough the first time, I mean, if I had 1,000 folks to help me out back then, I would have done a much better job of it.
Stage 2: World domination!
3. Set entire army to work on the worst star trek fan-fic possibly imaginable, as it's well observed that Star Trek is the very foundation of Western democracy, this will cause all world governments to collapse! (Or at least, the most powerful ones, the smaller ones will then collapse because there's nothing propping them up.)
4. Move into old government places and take over! Hurrah! I'm not in charge of the world.
5. I dunno? Bake cookies? I haven't really thought about what I'm going to do once I've actually taken over.

 

[Doomsday11]

Is them how they got here and why they're following me. Then, just 2 words:

Operation. Mayhem.

Cookie if you get the cultural reference - which you probably do - and so COOKIES FOR ALL!

First rule is don't talk about
the second is don't question it

 

[dawdarsd]

have sex non-stop for 20 years with all the women while all the other guys are making money for me. END : i become a millionare and impregnate hundreds of women lol

 

[Eijarel]

...take over an Mmo and make the largest Guild and franchises in mmo history.

 

[open trap]

Id start an army. Take over a weak but more economicly stable country and build from there.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I'd start a bakery.

I applaud you sir. Amongst the orgies and the wars, you are sat there thinking about pastries and cakes. Well done, you win this thread.

Have a really big game of Bulldog I suppose, that'd be reaaaaal fun. Feel free to join in. In time this would change to something else, something bigger.

 

[Knusper]

Is them how they got here and why they're following me. Then, just 2 words:

Operation. Mayhem.

Cookie if you get the cultural reference - which you probably do - and so COOKIES FOR ALL!

Dude, you nearly made me break the first 2 rules.
And it's a PROJECT.
Don't ask questions.

Sssshhh!

 

[Rainforce]

Order release. I can barely control one individual.

 

[Darkauthor81]

Send them to gang rape a teacher called mrs. waters then kills her afterwards.

What anime is your icon from?

 

[tavelkyosoba]

I would say "Community beautification and improvement" but I don't think my townspeople deserve it.

So I don't know what I'd do...

 

[Count Igor]

Start a massive syncronised dance routine in trafalger square.

It'd be awesome.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Get alcohol and partay.

Think about how much fun that would be!

 

[Snake Plissken]

That's easy. First, I'd take all of their money and any assets they might own. Then, I'd start a brothel.

Finally...GLADIATOR FIGHTS!