A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[GrinningManiac]

For whatever reason, you are now in command of One Thousand (1,000) people, both male and female, who are completley and utterly loyal to you

If you asked them all to jump off a cliff, they'd do it. If you killed one in front of the other 999, they'd do nothing, knowing for a FACT that your decision is always the right one.

What do you make 'em do?

Do you start a cult? A crime syndicate? A revolutionary cell?

Or do you instigate the largest-scale Flash Mob prank in all of history?

Or do you break it down Funkeh-Style, synchronised boogying, in Times Square?

 

[kebab4you]

Hmm well make them work and give all the money to me.

Boring I know but works out very good for me.

 

[Thespian]

Bring.

Me.

Cheesecake.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

First of all, I would tell them to think for themselves, explain my ideas and ask who is with me and then start a revolution. Numbers are nothing if the essence of will and presistence aren't there.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Must... resist... orgy urges...

GAH!

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

333 threesomes, and the odd man out has to watch.

 

[Ham_authority95]

....bring forth the women....

 

[Ham_authority95]

Must... resist... orgy urges...

GAH!

Welcome to the club. *high fives*

 

[Jedamethis]

Tell them to do what they want, as long as they don't hurt anybody.

I suspect I'd get bored quite soon though, so I'd turn them into an army and go around killing stuff.

 

[David Bray]

I make them invade a city of 50 men. Force them into submission so i have 1050 men. Invade a place of 60 men. Force them into submission so i have 1110 men.
And so on

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

invade the white house and force the president to sign over the presidency to me or his wife and children die...muhaha....Muhaha...MUHAHAHAHAHA. once that's done I make myself president for life and invade Mexico and Canada and take them over. I uses our military along with the Canadian and Mexican armies to take over one country at a time and eventually the world. And my army will be called The Syndakit

 

[The Shade]

Or do you break it down Funkeh-Style, synchronised boogying, in Times Square?

Clearly, it is time for a Pants-off Dance-off!

I declare Times Square a "Pants-optional zone."

 

[GrinningManiac]

First of all, I would tell them to think for themselves, explain my ideas and ask who is with me and then start a revolution. Numbers are nothing if the essence of will and presistence aren't there.

Surely, though, Will and Persistence are some of the ONLY things present in undyingly loyal minions?

 

[Estocavio]

A cult - Were my word is law.

 

[Alon Shechter]

male

Excellent, they shall cause chaos and destructi-

female

Ohhhhhhh.............

 

[GrinningManiac]

Tell them to do what they want, as long as they don't hurt anybody.

I suspect I'd get bored quite soon though, so I'd turn them into an army and go around killing stuff.

I just have this image of you putting on a Pharoh's Crown (a la your avatar), activating an earpiece and saying "minions...ACTIVATE"

Then, suddenly, a thousand people across the globe abandon their lives and families and take up arms outside your house in military drill.

It's a good image

 

[AfroTree]

bring me my concubines!

several..of them.. ;D

then, surprise! 15 crimes at once

all in Nixon masks

oh yeah
;D

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Mindless followers are so dull. Use the mindless followers to get some REAL followers, then take over the world!