A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[asgardmothership]

Ok, I tried to embed this, but it was disabled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEe1XtP-gfQ&feature=related

"This night, the land will be stained with the blood of Ro-han!

March to Helm's Deep! Leave none, alive!

TOO WAAAAR!"

What else is there to do?

 

[Danny Ocean]

In b4 someone says 'kill them all because people r bad'.

I'd try and recreate this:


And it would be awesome.

 

[Jedamethis]

Tell them to do what they want, as long as they don't hurt anybody.

I suspect I'd get bored quite soon though, so I'd turn them into an army and go around killing stuff.

I just have this image of you putting on a Pharoh's Crown (a la your avatar), activating an earpiece and saying "minions...ACTIVATE"

Then, suddenly, a thousand people across the globe abandon their lives and families and take up arms outside your house in military drill.

It's a good image

I doubt they'd form up outside my house, there's nowhere near enough space!

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[Keava]

Just a 1,000? That's too little to start a proper army and too much for a nice evil cult.

I guess a harem would work tho, as long as they are good masons they could even build me a citadel to live in where i could sit on my fancy throne and have a good time. Oh and some of them would work for me money too so i wouldn't have to.

 

[PixelJunk]

I'd start a bakery.

 

[thahat]

start my own independant state right here in the netherlands XD
also, have laws that allow non consealed bladed weapons XD,
and people who have been tried and tested can have firearms. ( e.g not a nutter, preferably clever, age limit at say.. 22? i couldent have one for 2 years yet but that sounds about right to me XD )

and i wont allow freeloafers like the rest of the netherlands. you always do SOMETHING even if i have to get you do EVERYONES bloody lawn with a fucking nailclipper at gunpoint. XD

 

[Erana]

I'd help improve the American education system. It may take a bit if I have to have them go through higher education, but I've been wanting to do that for a while.

 

[Reveras]

Tap dancing toga party, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Kenko]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Either that or throw the biggest BBQ party of the century in downtown midsquare.

 

[Kraiiit]

Have them move into regular lives, spreading out across the globe, living it out as they would, but giving me telepathic status updates on important events. Those that work in nondescript jobs would send me a percentage of their earnings through anonymous channels, enabling to live without worrying about financial sustainment. Then, sit back and await opportunity. A thousand puppets, evenly distributed around the world. Worst case scenario? I live out a life without having to worry about money. Best case scenario? I'm leader of a country in 10 years.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Have them move into regular lives, spreading out across the globe, living it out as they would, but giving me telepathic status updates on important events. Those that work in nondescript jobs would send me a percentage of their earnings through anonymous channels, enabling to live without worrying about financial sustainment. Then, sit back and await opportunity. A thousand puppets, evenly distributed around the world. Worst case scenario? I live out a life without having to worry about money. Best case scenario? I'm leader of a country in 10 years.

Do you know, that's the best suggestion I've heard

If I end up with a 1000 mind slaves, I'll give 250 to you

 

[niege]

start my own franchise in my dull village...

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

Honestly? I'd let 800 of them go, and keep the rest to start my own advertising firm. I'd have them handle finances, accounting, budgeting while I just focused on advertising ideas with a few others.

 

[Layz92]

You know peoples reaction to 1 streaker at a tennis/football game? Well, imagine that times 1000.

 

[orangebandguy]

They are my Space Marines.

And they shall know no fear.

 

[Berserker119]

They shall invade every noob on xbox lives house, take over, and it shall be nice.

 

[supermariner]

i'd have 500 women to bath and feed me
and the 500 men to go and work dead end jobs and give all earned ash to meeee

 

[Scobie]

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[boyvirgo666]

i make them all dance in highly choreographed details to the soundtrack of bugsy malone

 

[DazBurger]

... HEY! What are YOU looking at!?.. And YOU!... And you?.. You... How many are you?.. Are you following me!?

STOP FOLLOWING ME!!! *Runs away screaming*