A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[Kenko]

Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.

I know it doesnt work, but those two are the things i'd most likely do given a thousand people at random with no other purpose.

 

[3aqua]

Create a independent country known to all as freedonia the native tongue would be pig latin and this would be our anthem http://youtu.be/Z3ZAGBL6UBA
and then i'll just sit back and rule

 

[JohanGasMask]

Every one of you has to give me a dollar! I command you!

 

[spartan1077]

Army of Clones!

 

[JohanGasMask]

Invade Iceland

Its...possible.

 

[PissOffRoth]

Tell them to go home to their families and stop following people around just because a hypothetical forum post told them to.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Select the two most attractive females to be my girlfriends. The most intelligent members will be sent to Military Academies of all four Military branches to become officers, the rest will be sent to work in Enlisted positions like soldiers, engineers, pilots, technicians, doctors, nurses. after 4-8 years of training and experience I will form my own Private Security Corporation with agents in all aspects of the Military and Government, I will use the agents to influence world events and distribute power as I see fit...

I'd probably do this ^ only up that number probably to 10 since among a thousand your bound to have far more than two good looking women. Then I'd have those who aren't my girlfriends send me a set amount or percent of money periodically. But of course all of this is subject to change, I could do any number of things others have suggested (except having them murder each other. I wouldn't do that). I can also think of many isanely awesome things I could do with them(the possibilities truely are endless). Though just because the other women aren't my girlfriends that doesn't mean I don't have them in private time to time or have them be with eachother while I watch.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Have the 1,000 of them selectivly breed untill I have my very own race of SUPER MEN!

 

[mgs16925]

Live-action game of Civilization coming up!

Wait, that's the same thing as "found a new town" isn't it?

 

[Substitute Troll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SKA1OwBDwg

This.
x10.
And it would be awesome.

To quote from the video: SNUTEN! (translation: THA COPS!)

After that, Start a new nation either on an island or on some kind of platform somewhere in the Atlantic. We would be members of the UN and it would rock. Sorry asians/west coasters.

 

[Mcupobob]

Three words:

Biggest Orgy ever.

 

[JonnyZOMG]

Battle Royale.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd start a business. I have a great deal of cheap labor. All I'd need is a need to fill.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Set up my own mercenary police force. First mission: arrest Roger Ebert for abusing his credibility as a film critic to critique a medium he knows nothing about.

Second mission: bring me money, lots of money.

Third mission: Begin construction on a real-life, fully functionally Normandy SR2.

 

[Emilox The Great]

i would take over the world! but first, ill need some private moments with the female members...

>.>
<.<

 

[Terminate421]

Seperate the men from the women, the men do my errands (Like getting food and games), the women stay behind for me.

 

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'd have each of them introduce at least 3 people to my webcomic.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

i would have them make my video game ideas into reality as i envision them

 

[EHKOS]

*smacks OP*
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT PROJECT MAYHEM!