A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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I'd investigate peoples tendancy to follow a crowd by starting to march on London, Chanting something like "We want it right!" in unison, see how many Extra's I had when I reached westminster...
Then see how good the coallition government can stand up to 1001+ burgers being thrown at them for messing with universitys.
Then see how good the coallition government can stand up to 1001+ burgers being thrown at them for messing with universitys.
I would make them all work for minimum wage to pay for my endless lust for cash.
And when they get hungry, they must devour one of theyer own for food. ((so that i dont have to spend money on them))
Then after a while i would have the remaining 500 learn the art of coding and videogame development, thus i could start my own company, producing the best games possible.
And when they get hungry, they must devour one of theyer own for food. ((so that i dont have to spend money on them))
Then after a while i would have the remaining 500 learn the art of coding and videogame development, thus i could start my own company, producing the best games possible.
I use them to build secret underground bunkers all over the world and start a secret society of information brokers.
I would first teach each and every one of them the art of persuasion and everything they need to know about politics to convince people of who they should elect president. I would then send them to 1,000 different towns (one at each, of course) and tell them to convince that town to vote for me as I ran for presidency.
Once I had one I would then tell them to convince the citizens in their towns respectively that we needed a new government system and that I am the one who could make it happen. After a while a revolution would start and after I came out victorious I would declare myself dictator.
Finally, as dictator I would make everyone in the USA play the original Spyro trilogy and tell me how great it is. Then and only then will the world finally acknowledge how great those games are.
And then, success.
Once I had one I would then tell them to convince the citizens in their towns respectively that we needed a new government system and that I am the one who could make it happen. After a while a revolution would start and after I came out victorious I would declare myself dictator.
Finally, as dictator I would make everyone in the USA play the original Spyro trilogy and tell me how great it is. Then and only then will the world finally acknowledge how great those games are.
And then, success.
um i would send most of them to make me stautes while the hot busty girls stay with me...naked
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"Ladies and gentlemen! The hour of rock is upon us! Choose your side and march to battle"
I would renact the battle of the Black Tears.
I would renact the battle of the Black Tears.
I would issue the same command The Monarch once issued to his minions.
LET'S GO TRASH AN EMPTY VENTURE COMPOUND!!!
*minions cheer*
LET'S GO TRASH AN EMPTY VENTURE COMPOUND!!!
*minions cheer*
This is genuinely the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread on the 'recently commented' bar.
"Get them to make toasties." Yes, that sounds totally random and a bit daft but I've made the thought logical.
1. My former work is short staffed, it is a cafe that sells toasties, therefore, get them to make toasties so they're no longer short staffed.
2. My soon to be new work (if all works out) is a toastie bar. Have 1000 people at my command would be delegation to the n-th degree. Yay, efficiancy!
3. Toasties feed people. There are people in the world that need feeding, therefore, 1000 people making warm meals with a good balance of carbohydrates, fats and protins is a good thing. (Ok, there is better foods for starving people but it's a start!)
Yeah.
"Get them to make toasties." Yes, that sounds totally random and a bit daft but I've made the thought logical.
1. My former work is short staffed, it is a cafe that sells toasties, therefore, get them to make toasties so they're no longer short staffed.
2. My soon to be new work (if all works out) is a toastie bar. Have 1000 people at my command would be delegation to the n-th degree. Yay, efficiancy!
3. Toasties feed people. There are people in the world that need feeding, therefore, 1000 people making warm meals with a good balance of carbohydrates, fats and protins is a good thing. (Ok, there is better foods for starving people but it's a start!)
Yeah.
Uh, other than spend like 6 months trying to design a uniform that I actually like? (Seriously, have you ever seen a tv show/film/real life organisation with a cool uniform?)..
Uh, make them all work for about a year while I get the uniforms made and ready, then take all that money and make my own spaceship corporation based in Wales, because nothing good has come out of Wales and they need a break. Then I would sell flights into space to millionaires and make loads of money, whilst also making my moon base...
Strike that.. just make them all work for me and give me 50% of their money.
Uh, make them all work for about a year while I get the uniforms made and ready, then take all that money and make my own spaceship corporation based in Wales, because nothing good has come out of Wales and they need a break. Then I would sell flights into space to millionaires and make loads of money, whilst also making my moon base...
Strike that.. just make them all work for me and give me 50% of their money.
I hear orgies, but what if these are 1k loyal 90 year olds??? I would tell them to donate money to my "charity".
I didn't burn any trees, you lie. That was...uhh...angry fire spirits?GrinningManiac said:
I'm pretty sure the endless tunnel would be pretty structurally unsound IRL, and we'd probably hit some foundations, and end up ascending in the middle of an ocean, drowning and dying.
