A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
- Thread starter GrinningManiac
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Thats what I thought originally but then I thought that 1000 people would be too difficult to compose for. It would be funnier to have the worlds largest punk rock band.bahumat42 said:
Well I'd get them to go about recruiting more to my cause, even if these new followers aren't as loyal. Having a personal guard of 1,000 people once my personal army begins forming will be useful. I don't know what I'd do once I got that army though... perhaps set up my own nation. Of maybe just fuck around, both literally and figuratively.
Oh and "invest" in my force for the long-term. Doing some of this "investing" myself too. ;P
Oh and "invest" in my force for the long-term. Doing some of this "investing" myself too. ;P
In fact, screw the 1000 member punk band idea. Every member would play the accordion. 1000 accordions. No composing; it would be total free jazz improv.bahumat42 said:
honestly. "flash mob prank" kinda, i would probably waste this oppertunity and have all of them dress as zombies then rush throughout new york and kill as many people as they can with their teeth.... 
and one guy would carry a camera, record it all, then bring the video back to me. i know they would all get killed but what the hell. it would be fun.
and one guy would carry a camera, record it all, then bring the video back to me. i know they would all get killed but what the hell. it would be fun.
Probably first build a harem, and have sex with the best looking women, that's not rape right? I mean they're consenting adults who are following me out of loyalty not some sort of coercion right? I'd also use some as bodyguards, drivers etc. I'd have most of them return to their normal jobs, but make them give me a percentage of their income (taxed to what they earn).
With all this loyalty I feel obliged to use to take over a country....
I'd encourage them to strive to become important figures like CEOs, politicians, generals, bishops, police chiefs whatever. I'd encourage those in positions of power to start their own cells, in some sort of evil(er) pyramid scheme. If I build enough power and influence, I'll be able to control the government from the shadows while living luxury. Basically a sort of illuminati situation, where I'd award those who served me best with prestige and money.
With all this loyalty I feel obliged to use to take over a country....
I'd encourage them to strive to become important figures like CEOs, politicians, generals, bishops, police chiefs whatever. I'd encourage those in positions of power to start their own cells, in some sort of evil(er) pyramid scheme. If I build enough power and influence, I'll be able to control the government from the shadows while living luxury. Basically a sort of illuminati situation, where I'd award those who served me best with prestige and money.
Do whatever you want inside these guidlines: don't kill, don't steal anything that's more than three digits dollar's worth, and don't rape. Everything else is fair game
