Kendale Anderson said:
My girlfriend lives in New York. She came down to visit me here in DC, back in December and we did a lot of stuff together outside. Went out to eat, walked around town, showed her where I grew up. You know normal couple stuff. I took her out on the town for about 4 days straight. She was only staying for a week, but after those 4 days of painting the town red, we had pretty much nothing else to do. Luckily, she bought me Spec Ops: The Line and Dishonored. She's not exactly a gamer herself, but she would lay next to me on the couch and watch as I played through these games. I beat Spec Ops, with her on my arm, and we even spent a good hour talking about the story and its lessons afterwards. Then when I started playing Dishonored, we pretty much fell in love with the Heart of A Living Thing. Her voice captivated us so much that every time we saw a person she would tell me to use the Heart on them to hear their secrets. We did that until roughly the last day of her visit. To end it on a higher note, we decided to go out and do some more town walking. So I really understand what you're talking about here. It's a little difficult to find a balance, because when your partner comes to see you, you have to be able to keep things relaxed yet interesting. But sitting around and doing nothing but playing games can keep it's charm for only so long.
Soooooo
Mind if I ask few impersonal questions?
Who are you? Where do you live? Do you have any weaknesses? (I don't know, kriptonite or something.)
What is your girlfriends name? Where exactly does she live? What does she likes/dislikes?
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Why are you staring at me like that?
It's not like I'm going to find you, kill you and then comfort your girlfriend.
You know how ridiculous that sounds?
The very idea that someone might do this is just outrageous.
Oh, man, next you're going to propose that I will befriend you for a few months, then snap your neck, freeze you, feed your frozen body to woodchipper and send remains into river, then make up bogus story that you went to Kongo in brave attempt to stabilize the region, and after that help your girlfriend emotionally, after we receive mail from bribed local that you were killed and eaten by some cannibal tribe.
Because that, that isn't just ridiculous or outrageous, that is totally insane.
Insane and paranoid, I would even say insanoid.
Because there is no plotting going on.
No, sir, zero plotting here.
Hell, even less than that.
Negative plotting (like -7841523).
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Although I must admit that one must have balls to think like that.
I like that. Want to become friends???
