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burningdragoon

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Therumancer said:
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So how exactly would having more graphic sex scenes make the medium more mature? What does graphic sex add to an experience? Would Dragon Age would have been better if the sex scenes were longer and more improved. Maybe... if the animation was even good in the first place. Not saying a graphic sex will never be a good addition, but there's usually no need for other than just because, and "just because" is not a very mature thing. "Games won't be mature until we can have graphic sex and violence" is a) not a very "mature" stance and b) false.

And let's look at a game that is (at least trying to be) more mature the Dragon Age. What does this scene add to game at all?

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Answer: nothing, it's stupid.


And lastly, we have much, much, much more imporant things to tackle before we can have graphic sex, and 100% of those things are getting out of the uncanny valley for all kinds of character interactions. Show me a good looking handshake before a good looking sex scene.
 

Therumancer

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Therumancer said:
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So, as far as I can tell, the actual content of your post is:

A) You think that it isn't unreasonable for someone to go into battle in their anachronistic swimwear, and are either philosophically or morally opposed to backing this assertion with actual evidence.

B) You think the plot spackle John Norman uses to hold his rambling misogynist discourses and rape porn together is pretty well-written. Ooookaaay, then.

A: It's not unreasonable depending on the tech level. Ideally in heading into battle when armor isn't practical for climate or anatomical reasons your going to want something like tights, a Gi, or whatever else. If that's not availible then going out there in minimal clothing is the way to go.

B: You've obviously never read John Norman or know much about him. Your basic attitude seems to be that because he's gotten a bad rap for writing anti-feminist erotica (well most of it) that everything else associated with him and his writing must also be bad by definition. The guy sold something like 12 million books for a reason, and is considered to be one of the masters of modern fantasy because his work was hugely inspirational, especially the first few which were more straightforward works of fantasy.

Basically, to dismiss Norman is like dismisisng Howard, Moorcock, Tolkien, and others. You might not find his overall message to your liking (and it's irrelevent to this discussion) but he does deserve credit on a number of levels.

Indeed being one of the fantasy masters is the whole reason while I read him. As someone who actually knows what they are talking about, I can say that the point where he really was when Tarl gets himself raped, broken, and becomes Bosk Of Port Karr, and you find out that the whole thing was set up by the guys he was working for "because he was too arrogant" which more or less in this case mean "for the lulz" before anyone used that term. After which the brilliant moments happened, but became further and further between, as it seemed to mostly turn into a non-stop emo bondage fantasy. I personally gave up about the time he decided to leave Elizabeth Caldwell as a slave instead of rescueing her. At that point I kind of decided everything that made the series good was gone, and the protaganist was just a reprehensible jerk, beyond any hope of redemption no matter how badly he had been betrayed.

I can understand why you, and other people think what you do, and your right. Out of like 20 books, they start to go down hill after like #3, and I think I got as far as #8 before I decided it had turned into schlock. That doesn't mean I will not acknowlege what he did right, or that his first few books were decent enough to at least let me give him that much of a chance.

I see John Norman as being less of a rape-philsopher, and more of an angry Emo kid before his time, who started using his writing to vicariously vent through fantastic analogies. Even as a pirate he had this guy called Samos who was another agent of the Priest Kings which originally acted as a counterpoint to Tarl, by showing how far above some of these slimes he still was... when he started outdoing Samos, that was when the stories really lost what soul they had to me.

At any rate, I suggest actually reading them, and making your own desicians, not just going by what other people have told you. If you have read them, I'd imagine you probably picked up one of the middle books and kind of went "WTF" which is what a lot of people seem to have done. To really see the potential and why he got as much credit as he did, you'd have to start from the beginning.
 

SAMAS

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Emiscary said:
7. Stripper Knights

Attend me and learn game devs, because I want you to understand something.

Whores =/= female warriors.

And female warriors =/= whores.
That's..that's kinda sexist, bro.
I think he means that in the Dave Chappelle sense: "You're not a ho, but you seem to be wearing a ho's uniform".

Or more accurately: Can we have more women wearing armor that's not designed to titillate?

Stuff like this:





 

Kahunaburger

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Therumancer said:
Therumancer said:
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So, as far as I can tell, the actual content of your post is:

A) You think that it isn't unreasonable for someone to go into battle in their anachronistic swimwear, and are either philosophically or morally opposed to backing this assertion with actual evidence.

B) You think the plot spackle John Norman uses to hold his rambling misogynist discourses and rape porn together is pretty well-written. Ooookaaay, then.

A: It's not unreasonable depending on the tech level. Ideally in heading into battle when armor isn't practical for climate or anatomical reasons your going to want something like tights, a Gi, or whatever else. If that's not availible then going out there in minimal clothing is the way to go.
Re: climate, I'm pretty sure that sharp objects remain bad for your health no matter what the thermometer says. The specific sort of armor that's most optimal varies, but you pretty much always want something, even if you're too poor to afford anything other than thick clothes.

Therumancer said:
B: You've obviously never read John Norman or know much about him. Your basic attitude seems to be that because he's gotten a bad rap for writing anti-feminist erotica (well most of it) that everything else associated with him and his writing must also be bad by definition. The guy sold something like 12 million books for a reason, and
I generally make a point of at the very least reading an excerpt from Bad Fiction #98278 before I make fun of it, primarily because bad writing is hilarious. And John Norman doesn't disappoint in the hilarious bad writing department. It's not just that he writes creepy rape porn for neckbeards, it's that he writes creepy rape porn for neckbeards and is a terrible storyteller and can't write dialogue and can't come up with a decent SF setting and can barely string a sentence together. It's like the Eye of Argon, except with worse pacing and more rape.

Therumancer said:
is considered to be one of the masters of modern fantasy
By who?

Therumancer said:
because his work was hugely inspirational, especially the first few which were more straightforward works of fantasy.

Basically, to dismiss Norman is like dismisisng Howard, Moorcock, Tolkien, and others. You might not find his overall message to your liking (and it's irrelevent to this discussion) but he does deserve credit on a number of levels.
You know what all those dudes have in common? They can write a good story with decent-to-excellent prose a solid majority of the time. Even Robert E. Howard Gotta Get Paid, Son VIII: The Quest For More Money features, for instance, dialogue you could theoretically see coming out of a human being's mouth.

Therumancer said:
I can understand why you, and other people think what you do, and your right. Out of like 20 books, they start to go down hill after like #3, and I think I got as far as #8 before I decided it had turned into schlock. That doesn't mean I will not acknowlege what he did right, or that his first few books were decent enough to at least let me give him that much of a chance.
Let's put it this way: The Eye Of Argon (Except With Lots of Rape) is marginally better than The Eye of Argon (Except Entirely About Rape), but it's still far below the standard for anything that could be construed as "good."
 

ElPatron

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It seems like in Black Ops 2 shit will actually get real this time.

I seriously can't be hyped for the game but I want to see how it turns out. I think they should have dropped the CoD title by this point. People are familiar enough with Black Ops so it would sell as much as a Call of Duty.

If what they are saying about non-linear campaigns is true then it shouldn't have CoD in the title.
 

Itsthefuzz

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
Yo Dawg, I heard you hate complaining, so you decided to complain about someone complaining...

OT: Yeah most of those are pretty much things I'd hope would be fixed up by now. The game titles isn't a huge deal for me though, but then again Diablo 3 is pretty short and sweet and I think "Diablo 3: ______" would be unneeded.
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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Itsthefuzz said:
NinjaDeathSlap said:
Yo Dawg, I heard you hate complaining, so you decided to complain about someone complaining...

OT: Yeah most of those are pretty much things I'd hope would be fixed up by now. The game titles isn't a huge deal for me though, but then again Diablo 3 is pretty short and sweet and I think "Diablo 3: ______" would be unneeded.
*le sigh

No, I don't hate complaining in general (which is something I did kind already say in my original post btw). It just annoys me when complaining is overdone and asinine, especially when the complainer would rather rant for rantings sake than take part in any kind of productive discussion, because that's exactly the kind of 'boy who cried wolf' behaviour that makes the industry inclined to not take anybody's complaints seriously, no matter how genuine or constructive they might be.

But this is the internet after all. I guess I should know better than to expect people to be able to recognise a counter-argument when they see one.
 

Vault101

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just to be that person

you know a gimmick Im getting sick with indie games? their developers being pretentious wankers if they get any sucess
 

Kahunaburger

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Vault101 said:
just to be that person

you know a gimmick Im getting sick with indie games? their developers being pretentious wankers if they get any sucess
I'd say that's about 60% pretentious wanking, 40% misattribution by the gaming press. "Those things you like suck, says indie developer you've never heard of" is a headline guaranteed to get delicious pageviews.
 

General Twinkletoes

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Therumancer said:
Matthew94 said:
Grivahri said:
Matthew94 said:
1/2 of these aren't gimmicks... anyway
7. Didn't you know that the amount of exposed flesh is directly proportional to defense stats. The only reason they aren't nude for 100% defense is due to complaint #1.

Emiscary said:
Don't you mean inversely proportional?
No, directly. It's obviously why we see so many characters with barely any clothes cutting through swathes of enemies.
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Because, those guys running around in games with no armor are not sexualised or objectified, which the women often are. For example, a lot of idle animations for women end up doing very sexual stretches, while a guy would just fold his arms.
 

Something Amyss

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SAMAS said:
I think he means that in the Dave Chappelle sense: "You're not a ho, but you seem to be wearing a ho's uniform".

Or more accurately: Can we have more women wearing armor that's not designed to titillate?
So why not just ask for sensible armour? Why border or slut shaming?
 

SajuukKhar

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Kahunaburger said:
Vault101 said:
just to be that person

you know a gimmick Im getting sick with indie games? their developers being pretentious wankers if they get any sucess
I'd say that's about 60% pretentious wanking, 40% misattribution by the gaming press. "Those things you like suck, says indie developer you've never heard of" is a headline guaranteed to get delicious pageviews.
I dont know why but when I read this I laughed.

you made my day for reasons I dont exactly understand yet.
 

TheDoctor455

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Hmm... I'd say that I'm tired of the "writing so bad it's good" excuse floating around.
'Cause almost all we've had this whole damn time has been bad writing.

That, and QTE's.

Done well, they're a fun and interesting diversion...

done poorly, and they're annoying and tiresome...

done VERY poorly, and they can even completely halt your progress in a game (I'm looking at you Dead Space 2 and Witcher 2).
 

SajuukKhar

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I am tired of seeing

-Quick time Events
-Cutscenes
-Slideshow endings instead of actually showing us shit happen in the game.
-Scripted events that jack your camera control away from you
-Two weapon limits
-Regenerating health
-People describing shit to you like they are a encyclopedias in RPGs
-Modern Combat FPSs
 

teebeeohh

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so you didn't like Diablo 3 much?

and regarding 8, i don't mind sequel bait so much but it bugs me that they are not being subtle about it but try to ram it down my throat. just set up the sequel(or possibility thereof) with small things like seeing something at the edge of the screen while something important is going on or small clues littered around the game. Things that can be expanded upon in the next game and stuff that people looking for it will find but that will not be forced on people who would like some closure.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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Definitely agree with the female armour one. The rest... not so much.
I'm a huge fan of playing female characters, particularly in fantasy medieval settings, and whilst I like them to be nice to look at, I'd much rather know that they'd realistically take a sword blow by staggering and hitting back, protected by their sensibly made (no shaped, formfitting breastplates please) plate armour, rather than losing a limb.
 

neverarine

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not realy gonna get into this... but as for this first one its to stop the mobs of 10 yr olds who want to look cool does your character need a swear its name? no it doesnt... but you know as well as I do that if it was allowed there would be a few hundred people walkin around with names like that...