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kawaiiamethist

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Nwabudike Morgan said:
No guy can ever beat their girlfriend and Mario Kart. It's impossible. It's almost better to not try.
Oh, I'm sure guys can do both at once. ^_- He could be kicking her while he's beating her at the game, or mentally abusing her.
 

The_ModeRazor

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You're an instoppable force of nature in FPSs.
There is absolutely no way you won't turn to the dark side after speaking with Atris for 20 seconds.
Mudcrabs are plenty fierce.
 

Shycte

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Fat people are always evil. If not from the begining, they will betray you eventually.

Think about it...
 

zana bonanza

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You can survive falls from incredible heights so long as you roll when you land.
Chickens can not only fly, but carry a grown man over short distances.
If you find a girl in a box or the like, she is your soul mate.
 

The Infinite

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All creatures no matter how large or small will drop gold upon death. More often than not they also drop an assortment of armor/weapons/containers.
 

Quoth

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Your current magazine will expire, and your reload will take too long, immediately before your opponent managing to pull of what ever move is required to insta-gib you.
 

ldbmikey86

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bathrooms and hospitals are evil. Nothing good ever comes from investigating them. And bathrooms IN hospitals...well, now you're just asking for trouble.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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EVERYTHING WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.
water,fire,pitfalls,falling rocks,bees,bears,dragons,flying heads, you name it will try to kill you.
 

GamingAwesome1

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It's totally safe to scarf down a whole bottle of painkillers and feel absolutely no side effects.

Edit:801 posts already? I spend too much time here......
 

Inco

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NPC's will not notice you when you are making a racket out of there line of sight.
Things only happen once your character gets to it. (Falling rocks etc)
Enemies will not panic when you have killed off all their friends, and are approaching them with a full clip/ massive powerful gun and they cannot do anything to stop you making mince meat outta them.
 

T-Bone24

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You must always gather your party before venturing forth.

Unless you're a scientist, or have a backpack, it is only possible to carry two firearms, several grenades and several hundred magazines.

It is not your time to die (fo' reelz) if you are still in control.

During your most heroic moments, a large orchestra will hover just out of sight.
 

Lemon Of Life

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Wherever you choose to shoot Zakhaev, his decoy arm will shoot off, to confuse you and allow him to make his escape. Oh, Russians, you clever dogs.