Absolutley retarded.

[fenixkane]

So I was checking my e-mail, went to the spam folder and clicked on the delete all button. In the split second before it did as I commanded I noticed one particular line.
"Did you know that the majority of men have small penis problems?"
.........
Really?!? I mean, it's spam but... Really?
The Majority of Cannot men have a small penis! It is Grammatically Impossible! The Majority can have average sized penis's but clearly this spambot did not graduate from 2nd grade!

Now I know this post may be a bit odd and I know that you should have no expectations when it comes to the scum of the earth that is spambots, but I have to vent this out somewhere, so I went somewhere where people would at least understand this basic fact (unlike youtube comments).

Well, I feel better.

I leave you with a question. What are instances where you have had a moment just like mine where you feel like you need to just vent about the absolute retardation of it all? Where is the threshold in which you just snap and really feel like you need to vent or you will go insane?

(One final note: I normally don't go off like this, my day has been filled with annoyances so far so I hope nobody thinks that I'm someone who rages over the smallest things (Just to clarify).)

 

[Marter]

They are just trying to make you feel inadequate. It's not really that big of a deal, and deleting it is just the best option.

OT: No, I haven't had an experience like this. I don't let the small stuff get to me, as life gives problems that are far larger to deal with and worry about.

 

[Killbuzz]

I leave you with a question. What are instances where you have had a moment just like mine where you feel like you need to just vent about the absolute retardation of it all? Where is the threshold in which you just snap and really feel like you need to vent or you will go insane?

Every f*cking day of my shitty life.

 

[unoleian]

I don't think it was saying (or trying to say) that the majority of men have a small penis, but may feel that they do. Inadequacy and what-not.

Spam mail cracks me up. It's always worth checking the folder just for cheap giggles from some of those treasure-filled subject lines.

 

[fenixkane]

They are just trying to make you feel inadequate. It's not really that big of a deal, and deleting it is just the best option.

OT: No, I haven't had an experience like this. I don't let the small stuff get to me, as life gives problems that are far larger to deal with and worry about.

I don't feel inadequate.......
(Looks left, then right, then down, then frowns)
"Ahem, I'd just like to announce to everyone that I am amazingly endowed, and that the SUV I drive is not compensating for anything!"

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

No i have not and even if something does then i either just blast music into my ears or play video games.

 

[MrDead]

I don't let the small stuff get to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[AnarchistScum]

Since I joined that site for free candy I've been getting e-mails about learning how to operate a fucking ultra-sound machine.

Also it is especially funny when they put something akin to "D0 Y0U WANT FR33 MEDICAL SCR1PTS? WE HAVE TH3 S0LUTI0N F0R Y0U."

I hate spam -.-"

 

[Broady Brio]

I think anyone who thinks that England is in London, needs to be shot.

Alot.

 

[Matt_LRR]

So I was checking my e-mail, went to the spam folder and clicked on the delete all button. In the split second before it did as I commanded I noticed one particular line.
"Did you know that the majority of men have small penis problems?"
.........
Really?!? I mean, it's spam but... Really?
The Majority of Cannot men have a small penis! It is Grammatically Impossible! The Majority can have average sized penis's but clearly this spambot did not graduate from 2nd grade!

Now I know this post may be a bit odd and I know that you should have no expectations when it comes to the scum of the earth that is spambots, but I have to vent this out somewhere, so I went somewhere where people would at least understand this basic fact (unlike youtube comments).

Well, I feel better.

I leave you with a question. What are instances where you have had a moment just like mine where you feel like you need to just vent about the absolute retardation of it all? Where is the threshold in which you just snap and really feel like you need to vent or you will go insane?

(One final note: I normally don't go off like this, my day has been filled with annoyances so far so I hope nobody thinks that I'm someone who rages over the smallest things (Just to clarify).)

to be fair, if 90% of men have a 1 inch dick, and the rest of them have a 2 foot long dick, the majority of men do have below average penis size.

....

Of course, I know that's neither the case, nor is it what you meant, but, well, it /is/ possible.

For demonstrations sake:

3 billion men on earth.

2.7 billion of those have 1 inch dicks.

300 million men have 24 inch dicks.

total number of inches of dick globally: 9.9 billion inches.

9.9 billion inches of dick, divided(averaged) between 3 billion men: and average dick size of 3.3 inches.

So, yeah.

-m

edit: The majority of men have the mode of dick size, not the mean, basically.

edit2: the tagline actually says "small penis" not "smaller than average penis" so there's nothing incorrect at all about the email subject line.

edit3: this is possibly the weirdest post I've ever made.

 

[Drakmeire]

maybe a majority of men THINK they have the problem because they don't know what the average size is.

I found a site with the most hilarious spam taglines. my favorite one is "just signup and understand that your life was SUXX before"

here's a link
http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html

 

[iLikeHippos]

I can't think of one. If I find a problem with something, I don't wait to vent it I think.

...Which has left me numerous enemies on games all over.
Not to mention my brother sitting next to me having to take all the crap as I sprout out what I think is wrong.

 

[Queen Michael]

My brother and I were having a conversation, and my mom interrupted us and said "Excuse me, I've got something I need to tell you, but I don't want to interrupt you, so I'll just let you finish speaking." Then why did you interrupt us?

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I don't let the small stuff get to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Flawless Victory!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

My brother and I were having a conversation, and my mom interrupted us and said "Excuse me, I've got something I need to tell you, but I don't want to interrupt you, so I'll just let you finish speaking." Then why did you interrupt us?

this. and numerous variations.

whats more aggravating? they nitpick EVERY FUCKING DETAIL OF MY LIFE! IM SORRY MOM! I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE MIDDLE OF THIS UNPRONOUNCEABLE FOREST AND BE WITH YOUR DRUGGIE FRIENDS! IM SORRY GRANDMA, BUT JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TIME, IM LIKELY TO POINT OUT MY MORE WELL-THOUGHT OUT LOGIC!

IM SORRY DAD, BUT... I just... spilled the milkshake... err... ill clean that up... again... damnit.

and thus my relationship with my family.

however, when they ctriticize me at every turn, and I more often then not am right, they get offended and call me ungrateful when I do so to them.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I don't let the small stuff get to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Flawless Victory!

You don't get raped in the shower by midgits with extra tiny dicks?

wha...?

Um no I dont...

I only shower once a week.

surprisingly... I dont smell half bad

 

[Queen Michael]

I don't let the small stuff get to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Flawless Victory!

You don't get raped in the shower by midgits with extra tiny dicks?

wha...?

Um no I dont...

I only shower once a week.

surprisingly... I dont smell half bad

Or... you've reached the point where you're no longer aware of your odour!