Activities You Have No Desire to Try

[Private Custard]

I agree with the complete lack of desire to sky dive. Jumping out of an airplane? Hell no.

Bungee-jumping, on the hand, has some appeal. Not sure why I see that as slightly less terrifying, but I do.

Trust me, bungee jumping is far worse than skydiving. Both are awesome, but I'd choose the 15,000ft freefall over the bungee any day. From a plane, things on the ground don't look like things you can associate with anything, just a patchwork of ground and massive windrush. When you're stood on a bridge/crane looking down, you can identify normal everyday items, just much smaller!

OT: I have no desire to ride horses. If horses were cars, they'd fail their MOT due to having a totally random accelerator pedal, completely out of your control!

 

[The DSM]

Bungee jumping and drugs.

And most certinatly not both at the same time.

 

[Baby Tea]

Drinking alcohol, smoking and doing drugs.

Absolutely no desire.

Pretty much this, except add 'to excess' on the alcohol part.
I don't mind a glass of wine every now and again, but that's it.

Also: Naked porcupine wrestling.
No thanks.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Where to begin?

Bestiality, furry sex, gay sex, base jumping, kidnapping, necrophilia, pedophilia, parkour, carjacking, pretty much anything and everything they've ever done on Jackass, dropping acid, snorting cocaine, injecting heroin, suicide bombing, anything that freak-man on Man Vs Wild has ever done, going to war, prostitution, running with the bulls in Spain, traveling back in time to kill Hitler, thereby erasing my need to go back in time, thus creating a paradox, watching reality TV, playing any JRPG ever, watching Rebeca Mayes and getting her somewhat catchy songs stuck in my head, eating dirt, human or animal leavings, or tree bark, becoming a human test subject for new drugs attempting to get cleared for pharmaceutical sale (although I hear it pays well) being within 2500000000 miles of Kratos/Vick Mackey, and or even being alive at the same time as them, suicide, self-mutilation, devil worship, being the first human to ever test a teleportation device, being the first human to ever test a time machine, going into space, going to the bottom of the ocean, going to either of the poles, crossdressing, role-playing, and beekeeping.

Do I win?

 

[Nukarama]

Getting shot in the balls does not sound fun.

 

[RN7]

LARPing. I just never saw the appeal to it, and it seems kind of creepy.

 

[Tsudokun]

Updating my iPod touch, seriously why do I have to add my music back onto it every time.

 

[CouchCommando]

Using nun-chucks ,absolutely no desire.

 

[Jimmy_Mac]

Cricket.

 

[Jark212]

I have zero desire to sky dive.

You have to try it at least once:

Spoiler: My experence