Actually, we don't say that in Britain

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DazZ.

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I remember the exact scene you're referring to in the OP. I find the British stereotype funny, but at least use British words if you're going to take the piss of the things we say/do.
 
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GideonB said:
uncle-ellis said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
uncle-ellis said:
As a British person I am jolly ticked-off by this.
Rather, those colonials don't know the proper etiquette. More tiffin?
I needn't, I'm seeing the queen at lunch time for scones and tackles about my expedition to India.
And I'm going with my mates into London to get pissed with a bunch of chavs.
Oh flip, a prole has got in here. See him out Smithers before I have to show him the Queensbury rules. Dreadful smell of cabbage the man has.
 

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GideonB said:
uncle-ellis said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
uncle-ellis said:
As a British person I am jolly ticked-off by this.
Rather, those colonials don't know the proper etiquette. More tiffin?
I needn't, I'm seeing the queen at lunch time for scones and tackles about my expedition to India.
And I'm going with my mates into London to get pissed with a bunch of chavs.
MOTHER-FUCKING QUITE!
 

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Sensenmann said:
GrinningManiac said:
Any time an american does a british accent

It's either Dick van Dyke-esque Cockney or some stupid quasi-posh (Pronounced Poe-sh)
You mean like these accents? Particularly portrait-lady
Thats her actual voice, it's Joanna Lumley a quite famous british actress. I would also like to point out I have an absurd posh voice also. Fact is, I think Britain has far to many accents for it's own good.
 

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Captain Pancake said:
electric discordian said:
In an episode of Murder She Wrote, there is a timeless quotation. "I want you on that like fog on tower bridge!" Makes me giggle every single time I hear it!

In my defence it's the wife that watches it!
Don't worry, your secret is safe with us.

Well, I'm a bit miffed at the stereotype that we all have bad teeth. Where the hell did it even come from?

The unhealthy/ unappealing food one is true though, fish and chips and kebabs? I'll take the american equivalent any day.
Did you just indirectly insult kebabs...

Because if you did I may have to kill you

OT: probably the false teeth c**p
 

DarkSaber

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I say the english stereotypes didn't get any better than they were in either Fawlty Towers or Blackadder Goes Forth.
 

mobsterlobster

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Considering how many different cultures, accents and dialects the British isles have, it's weird that there's only one stereotype for the whole country.
 

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generic gamer said:
BuchalBainne said:
generic gamer said:
electric discordian said:
In an episode of Murder She Wrote, there is a timeless quotation. "I want you on that like fog on tower bridge!" Makes me giggle every single time I hear it!

In my defence it's the wife that watches it!
they had an english woman listening to a gramophone on there the other day...seriously, when it supposed to be set!?
There was a 'drive by' in Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle.....except it was performed with a sword......
i...i would complain but that honestly sounds awesome.
Now that I think about it, it is rather funny. :L
I'm going to go see if I can find it on YouTube.
 

zacobar

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Christ who really cares so much? I'm British (or English, you decide) and I know I have many US stereotypes that are completly wrong.

One nation can spell correctly and one cannot. That is all...
 

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Demon ID said:
Sensenmann said:
GrinningManiac said:
Any time an american does a british accent

It's either Dick van Dyke-esque Cockney or some stupid quasi-posh (Pronounced Poe-sh)
You mean like these accents? Particularly portrait-lady
Thats her actual voice, it's Joanna Lumley a quite famous british actress. I would also like to point out I have an absurd posh voice also. Fact is, I think Britain has far to many accents for it's own good.
That's Joanna Lumley, she's no mere run-of-the-mill Speaking-Portrait-Woman! No, it's like that, but more over-done. To be fair, that's her actual accent.

more like this


It's OTT Recieved Pronounciation (or BBC English, though that's a lot nicer on the ears)
 

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The family guy ones can vary with me. Sometimes I find them brilliant and can't stop laughing. Other times I just want to kill the writers by impaling them on a flag pole (with the glorious and wonderful Union Flag raised.)

Case in point - the one with Nigel, the pub owner - I hated it...until I saw the hilarious resemblance to the Anti-Christ, Tony Blair. Then, it became funny.
The American Football ep - where Peter moves to London though - not the best.

I think the best family guy Brit stereotype is a small bit clip, in passing reference. (I think its )in Big Fat Paulie, after a mob guy gets killed in a drive by, Peter suggests moving to England because;
"aaw, the worst they gotta put up with is drive-by arguments!" - que what is possibly my favourite clip, of said argument.

To be fair though, look at how most Brits label Americans - gun loving, bible waving, etc...
 

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GrinningManiac said:
Demon ID said:
Sensenmann said:
GrinningManiac said:
Any time an american does a british accent

It's either Dick van Dyke-esque Cockney or some stupid quasi-posh (Pronounced Poe-sh)
You mean like these accents? Particularly portrait-lady
Thats her actual voice, it's Joanna Lumley a quite famous british actress. I would also like to point out I have an absurd posh voice also. Fact is, I think Britain has far to many accents for it's own good.
That's Joanna Lumley, she's no mere run-of-the-mill Speaking-Portrait-Woman! No, it's like that, but more over-done. To be fair, that's her actual accent.

more like this




It's OTT Recieved Pronounciation (or BBC English, though that's a lot nicer on the ears)

ARGH! my ears!

OT: yea, western... anything depends alot on inaccurate stereotypes,
though really id choose it over fucking ANYTHING out of japan
 

Legend of J

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What about the famous irish rip Because i have irish blood in me there for i have to be drunk off my ass all the time. Do they not understand that i know more english, american and french alcholics than i do irish XD.
 

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MadMechanic said:
The family guy ones can vary with me. Sometimes I find them brilliant and can't stop laughing. Other times I just want to kill the writers by impaling them on a flag pole (with the glorious and wonderful Union Flag raised.)

Case in point - the one with Nigel, the pub owner - I hated it...until I saw the hilarious resemblance to the Anti-Christ, Tony Blair. Then, it became funny.
The American Football ep - where Peter moves to London though - not the best.

I think the best family guy Brit stereotype is a small bit clip, in passing reference. (I think its )in Big Fat Paulie, after a mob guy gets killed in a drive by, Peter suggests moving to England because;
"aaw, the worst they gotta put up with is drive-by arguments!" - que what is possibly my favourite clip, of said argument.

To be fair though, look at how most Brits label Americans - gun loving, bible waving, etc...
You mean like this?

[http://img251.imageshack.us/i/palin.jpg/]


OT: I Hate how most Americans think anyone from yorkshire is a farmer, Because we arn't!


(now if you will excuse me I must nip down to the brewery to pick up my latest batch of fresh lager)
 

TheSeventhLoneWolf

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Ever had these certain debates?:

Torches, Flashlights.
Chips, Crisps.
Ass, Arse.

Y'know the usual. Oddly enough I had those debates several times during my stay in Holland.
 

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TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Ever had these certain debates?:

Torches, Flashlights.
Chips, Crisps.
Ass, Arse.

Y'know the usual. Oddly enough I had those debates several times during my stay in Holland.
Dude, my girlfriend moved from England a couple years ago, we have those arguments all the time. Apparently though, she loves that my accent is less Jersey than everyone else around here, so go figure.
The_root_of_all_evil said:
uncle-ellis said:
As a British person I am jolly ticked-off by this.
Rather, those colonials don't know the proper etiquette. More tiffin?
I say, I'd bloody well love some, pip pip wot, eh?
 

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Woodsey said:
GrinningManiac said:
AND STOP MISTAKING US FOR AUSTRALIANS
Speaking of this, someone on here tried their hardest to reassure me that Yahtzee definitely does have a thick Australian accent. It was funny, but I really couldn't work out at the time how quite a clearly-British accent could be mistaken for an Australian one.
That's really funny. It says in he description of the vids that he was born in England, and the point also comes up several times during the series as well.