Let's see...
It would have to have a bed, a fridge (that has lots of alcohol and munchies), a tv and games, plenty of room for my two dogs and my cat, lots of books, and a memory eraser so that I can bring guys there with me and make sure they don't know where it is so they can't bother me if I don't want them to.
And it would be underground with a trap door in my closet under the carpet.
It would have to have a bed, a fridge (that has lots of alcohol and munchies), a tv and games, plenty of room for my two dogs and my cat, lots of books, and a memory eraser so that I can bring guys there with me and make sure they don't know where it is so they can't bother me if I don't want them to.
And it would be underground with a trap door in my closet under the carpet.