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VaudevillianVeteran

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From inside my built in closet, hit the right wall 3 times and the wall scrolls down revealing an elevator to an underground multiplex with all of my consoles with a full-stocked library of games, Alongside fully-stocked bar with pretzels and such, private bathroom and four poster bed.

That would be fine.

Oh also, A Sexy party button. Just because i can.
 

Xorghul

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Hmmm...a gigantic room with a wishing-machine. With a 1 wish/week limit so that I don't get bored to quick.
And I'd get in by using the rooms app on my iPhone.
 

300lb. Samoan

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I'd have something like Dexter's Lab, except instead of all the science equipment it would be a giant gaming computer, a pile of musical instruments, a huge TV, and hookah/bong/both, and a giant refrigerator full of Red Baron pizzas, fried chicken with buffalo sauce, Sunkist soda and Dirty Bastard scotch ale. I'd access it by rolling out of bed, crawling into the closet and punching a hole in the wall. Then the floor would drop out from below me and I'd fall right into a big puffy reclining chair. I'd die a fat lazy bastard and know one would know how to find me and I'd be fine just like that. :)
 

Lord Thodin

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You enter my room. Pull the shades as any light on the immediate door will cause it to swell the alloyed bolts that hold it in place. Once in the dark, you must simply know a combination. That opens the wall paneling that skids sideways revealing a 10 foot thick door made of assorted alloys with gravel in increments for blast damage. To enter that you must have a key, but the key will only appear when someone with my, almost, exact genetic makeup slide their index finger in a pattern revealing the key. Once inside, you enter a tube shaped room. 10 feet, by 8 feet. Circular. You enter a voice command, by which I mean the AI asks you a riddle. I, and I alone know the answer to all 200 different riddles. After the correct answer is given the tube goes about a mile and half below the surface of the earth. Once there you enter a compound roughly the size a 3 Major League Soccer Fields. I would have living spaces for up to 150 people, a water and air purification system. I would run off city power at the time, but for back up a i have a cycle of 10 electrically charged, full, generators that would run in a circle keeping the one behind it powered with the behinds ITS juice. I would recycle the power by running whatever power was used through a giant conduit that absorbs all available electricity, and disperses it back into the generators. This would theoretically keep the compound running forever. I would have a room with computers, video games, TVs, and recreation goods. I would have a large warehouse-esk room devoted to holding all food. Eventually with a life time supply of food for roughly 100 people. Lotta food. It would have concrete pillars ever 20 feet with 20 inch thick springs under neath and above them to cushion any blows from above. I would also have a room stockpiled with weapons, and other assorted protections. Id also have a small section dedicated to medical supplies, and a recovery area adjacent to that.

Im waiting for the nuclear war.....
 

UpcountryGecko

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I guess I'd have mine in the classic behind a bookshelf for a location. As for what I'd have in there I'd have a machine that could teach me anything in 12 second.
 

johnman

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I would have a hatch that opens under my desk and reveals a ladder to a basement. In there would be a well stocked bar, a bed, an massive PC and a gun rack.
Plus lots of monies, I like monies.
 

Craig FTW

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I would have a 2 chamber secret room.
The first chamber is a room entirely made of bed, touching all the walls, with a higher level going to a hot tub with many women up there.
The 2nd chamber is a hidden music room with every instrument I want where I can record anything and put it all together, basically a music studio.

It would be accessed by tracing a secret pattern on my wall to get to the hot tub room. And to get to the studio, I must dig down under my huge bed in the first room, I fall down into the studio.
I've thought about this a lot.
 

Aw-kward

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I'd have a room compressed in hammerspace in the wall separating my room and the bathroom. It'd be a grand hall with a McDonald's corner, a treadmill with a video screen showing constant reruns of Will & Grace, an elite team of hairdressers, and a dark pit of recycling where I would throw everything to show that I am an environmentally aware evil genius.

Oh, and there would be portraits of penguins lining the walls.

And one odd fresco of an emu that everyone would frown at for being out of place.
 

vamp rocks

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emwhite123 said:
like vodka.
and strippers.
(oh btw the strippers are guys lmao.. very very fit guys)
well... i know who's secret room i will be visiting... lol XD
 

SHAdow spRatAN7

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I'd have a secret game room under my bedroom, complete with 56 in HDTV and every good videogame system known to man, or a nuclear bunker for the nuclear or Zombie apocolpse
 

Jedamethis

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Ha! I'ts amazing, altogether, you've listed every single bit of my secret room. PS3 activated, revolving bookcase, to my bed, going under my bed to a toilet, through the toilet, to a suite with an armoury, gaming room, Batcave, Stripper Hot Tub, Music room, and Resturant (complete with slavespeople)
 

Satin6T

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that scene in family guy where peter finds a new place to hide his porn
that would be awesome
 

Sinisterspider

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The most comfortable fallout shelter ever, spanning two floors since i'm upstairs xP and it'd be accessed by pulling on my sword holder on the wall. Wall flips up, i walk in, wall closes. I'm safe for about 10 years :p (till eventually i get found and have to learn to talk english after spending 10 years in a couple metal rooms with only the internet to keep me company :D )