"Want to do it longer? Then call Advanced Medical Institute today! You'll now have no excuse for being premature!"
I think the funniest part of the whole deal is a news program showed that the product is quite ineffective in most areas regarding being premature. Possibly because it was a nasal spray.
At the height of it's popularity, there was a billboard that was pretty damn hard to ignore on the way into town, by the AMI, that proudly broadcasted: "Want longer lasting SEX!?".
The local music instrument shop then paid for advertisement on the same billboard, keeping almost everything the same, except switching the logo's and replaced "SEX!?" with "ROCK!?".
But yeah, anecdote aside, AMI can go get neutered.