Advertisements you LOATHE

[Canid117]

Those Slim Jim commercials they have playing on this site before videos now are pretty annoying.

 

[Czargent Sane]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa0m07_oven-pride-advert_shortfilms

this. a thousand times this.

how do they manage to be so brutally sexist towards men and women at the same time?!?

 

[Zhalath]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM. WE WANT YOU TO KILL HIM.

 

[MurderousToaster]

We Buy Any Car.com

I love the business name (it's just so damn literal, it's like if you renamed Tesco to be "We Sell Necessary Items and Luxuries to the Population") but the adverts are hideous. The same damn jingle repeated ad nauseum with some dancing pricks. Now they have little inlets before Top Gear on Dave with annoying "remixes" done in different styles. Each more infuriating than the last.

QFT.

Seriously. The one where the chick sings the pop song has such a shitty rhythm and is so out of tune it hurts.

 

[soapyshooter]

JG Wentworth "its my money" commercials. Damn those to hell. And any AT&T commercial because everything they say is bullshit and its a utter shithole of a company that solely survives on the coattails of the iphone.

 

[Jerious1154]

State Farm commercials. They have two completely different ad campaigns going on right now, and I hate both of them. The first has what may be the world's smuggest man telling you to call a State Farm agent in the most condescending way ever. The second has a bunch of people making State Farm agents appear by singing their annoying jingle out of tune. I'm honestly not sure which one I hate more, but I know that I am never purchasing insurance from State Farm.

Spoiler: Smug Bastard

 

[teutonicman]

All advertisements that do not have Billy Mays.

Oxiclean has a new spokesman, I believe it's the guy that does the trade gold for cash commercials. Back on topic though I hate any of the commercials that deal with old people sex.

 

[Schwerganoik]

I like the Slim Jim ads back when their spokesman was Macho Man Randy Savage. But, I digress.
The ad that offends me the most thoroughly is Corona. It always stars two characters: a woman who cares more for dominance over men than anyone of the male sex, and; her mangina servant. The woman always wins and always does it in a snarky way. I hate the mangina even more because when he shook up her bottle and she grabbed the other one, he felt defeated when she handed him the bottle opener (any man who found himself in that situation would naturally hose her down like she's on fire).

 

[Krion_Vark]

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

makes me wish the product was a shotgun

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[hazabaza1]

I can mention but a single name that will make the entire British Escapist population shudder.

Barry.
Scott.

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT. I HAVE NO FRIEND BECAUSE I KEEP SHOUTING AT EVERYONE.

Anyway, the GoCompare ads. Search them up, at your own risk.

Stupid American question but who exactly is Barry Scott and why is he to be hated like a alien in the Imperium of Man?

I think that this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrMD_z_FnNk] should fill in some of your questions.

 

[stroup1227]

I hate the PSP Marcus commercial (even tho that was already said)

and even more than those, I cannot stand the Progressive commercials with Flo. Seriously, go die. I just wanna roundhouse kick her to the head

 

[soapyshooter]

I can mention but a single name that will make the entire British Escapist population shudder.

Barry.
Scott.

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT. I HAVE NO FRIEND BECAUSE I KEEP SHOUTING AT EVERYONE.

Anyway, the GoCompare ads. Search them up, at your own risk.

How can you loathe the man that lead to this?

 

[gamerguyal]

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

makes me wish the product was a shotgun

The first few times I saw that commercial, I wasn't even sure what they were trying to sell me. They just say that same sentence while showing someone applying whatever their product is to their forehead. It's moronic, it's annoying, and it's not doing a very good job of even selling the product.

 

[Mr Thin]

Those godawful ads where they feel the need to shout everything

ANDTHESEAMAZINGPRICESLOOKATATHATTHEYWON'TLASTGETINNOWWHILESTOCKSLAST
YOUWON'TREGRETITWITHTHESEHUGEDISCOUNTSONFURNITUREBEDDINGELECTRICALS
IT'SANABSOLUTELYINCREDIBLESALEYOUCAN'TAFFORDTOMISSIT3DAYSONLY

AAAAAAAAAAGH SHUTUP I HATE YOU I DON'T WATCH TV BECAUSE OF YOU GET AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAGH

There's too many to count, but one example of a company that does em is Harvey Norman.

**** you Harvey Norman. (They're Australian though, not American).

 

[IxionIndustries]

Those fucking Go-Daddy comercials. They weird me out, a lot.

It makes me think that each time you search something, you're gonna have softcore-porn showing up. Where the fuck is the real shit? At least Google has the courtesy to bring up 34'd versions of all my favorite shows..

 

[spectre7077]

fucking slim jim

 

[Berserker119]

It depends. Is my mom in the room?

Then the Victoria's Secret ads. If not, then almost everything else.

Except of course, some Old Spice ads and all the Most Interesting Man in the World ads. Because those are awesome.

You hit it spot on.

 

[OhJayEee]

The Slim Jim ad that is currently playing before every video on this site.

 

[ManaAdvent]

I'm going to have to say this:

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

-point- The Slim Jim ad when I watch ZP....and that horrid ad on the sides of Escapist had for Six Flags with those.....cancer patients...