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praetor_alpha

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Nvidia's. I bought your stupid video card, I don't want to see your damn ads in front of my games.
 

James Hueick

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Feb 8, 2010
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The fucking new 360 add since I already got one its pointless to see and the ad itself is retarded.
 

DSK-

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May 13, 2010
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Cilit BANG!...and the dirt is gone!


Dead Ringer's take on it...
 

DSK-

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soapyshooter said:
hazabaza1 said:
Davey Woo said:
I can mention but a single name that will make the entire British Escapist population shudder.

Barry.
Scott.
HI I'M BARRY SCOTT. I HAVE NO FRIEND BECAUSE I KEEP SHOUTING AT EVERYONE.

Anyway, the GoCompare ads. Search them up, at your own risk.
How can you loathe the man that lead to this?

That is genius. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I'm currently trying not to wet myself listening to it.

*Me gives cookie to soapyshooter*
 

Fbuh

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The damn Slim Jim one before Zero Punctuation. And the Kit Kat commercials. Those commercials actually made me want to buy those products even less than I wanted to before.
 

Xojins

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Any freecreditreport.com commercial. They piss me the fuck off; the guy in the commercial doesn't even actually sing.
 

Giest4life

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Feb 13, 2010
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That At&shitt ad about how it takes only one sec to change the perspective of a nation. FUCK! It pisses me off, and especially at the frequency at which it's played is really annoying. We are shallow bastards, we only care when we win; we don't play football because we love it, and that's why I hate that ad.
 

ejb626

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Those commercials where the company's ultimate fantasy of everyone being their brain-slave is expressed, I mean I don't think I'm the only one who'd be creeped out if in a casual conversation my friend said "Are you suffering from headaches, try Drug A but not if you're a pregnant woman etc."
 

demoman_chaos

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That Slim Jim overlay ad on every Zp video is making me get the urge to murder things more and more as I am forced to watch it more and more.
 

ejb626

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Treeinthewoods said:
I got ninja'd on Girls Gone Wild but I have to ask... has anyone here seen the ad for Guys Gone Wild? Picture the same commercial but it's a bunch of Abercrombie & Fitch wearing frat guys showing their abs, rough housing and (as an extra treat) wanking it in the shower.

Change the channel! AHHHHHH!
I did actually see that once the line "Find out what your boyfriend does on his vacation" is all I really remember. The worst part is they aired it one daytime TV I mean the girls gone wild one doesn't air until the wee hours so why do an ad for gay porn get to air during the day.
 

F-I-D-O

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Pat728 said:
All advertisements that do not have Billy Mays.
He's dead, so sorry that you'll never see a good add again..
Comcast
HEAD ON adds
As OP said, Slim Jim adds
Smart Balance
Any diet plan
Rogaine
FreeCreditReport . com (they seemed to have stopped though)
Many more, but these top my list.
 

Flight

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The School ASAP ad with the singing/dancing waitress that could neither sing nor dance one bit.

Also, most Axe commercials. I am not going to jump all over some guy who smells awful (seriously, I hate the scents for that line, and the sexist commercials don't help).
 

Dr Snakeman

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I really hate these Slim Jim commercials too. But, I think I hate the new Burger King commercials that have just come out in tandem with the new Twilight movie, even more.

"It's a tough choice: Edward, or Jacob" in that advertisement announcer voice. Then they proceed to tell you about the stupid new Eclipse-themed scratch-off game they have. Why, oh why did Bruger King pick that movie of all the others, to endorse? And why did they have to endorse it so awkwardly?
 

Marble Dragon

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On the counter in the bathroom is a magazine, turned upside-down. It has an ad on its back for tequila (Silver Patron, I believe.) The ad features a fancy photograph of a tequila bottle, of course, with some text on top reading: "Everyone else brought wine. Perfect." Underneath this is written, in sharpie scribble, "Because I am an alcoholic and I need this whole bottle." Obviously, this is a modification by one of my family members, but I found it pretty funny. And without it, the ad was pretty annoying. "Perfect." Gaaah!

The Head-On advertisements bugged me, too. Honestly, who wasn't irritated by them?

However, the grossest ad to me has to be the advertisement for a meat company, the name of which has slipped my mind. Now, I don't eat meat, but I don't care if other people do or not. However, these ads feature an entire world made of meat, with rivers of gravy. It's just too much like the Psychonauts meat circus, except not clever. (And with less platforming.) The way the meat glistens...oh, dear whichever-deity-you-believe-in, I've met avid meat eaters who are grossed out by that.

Two of these ads have taken up entire pages in Bon Appetit magazine. Foodies must be really evil folks.
 

Jzolr0708

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I HATE the Slim Jim ads. I know the Escapist needs em for money, but can we PLEASE get an advert for something less pretentious and stupid?
 

Michael Jaynes

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In the area of Ohio where I live, there's this truly awful commercial for an indoor garden supply store. Behold the last 15 seconds of it, and weep like I do every time I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rfrnuulCjU

I also don't really like the esurance ads with the animated purple-haired lady.
 

dalek sec

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Jzolr0708 said:
I HATE the Slim Jim ads. I know the Escapist needs em for money, but can we PLEASE get an advert for something less pretentious and stupid?
Pretty much this, I know the Escapist does ad's like this for money to help keep this place running but dear god I hate them as well.
 

Mazar_Nomoid

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the commercials that try to sell you ring tones can't stand the ring tones most of the time and then that crazy from one or the farting elephant.