Affect one person's life

[E-mantheseeker]

Scenario: A wizard appears in your room (in a puff of blue smoke and strawberry scents) and tells you that using his magic he will affect the life of one person, all he needs is your choice.

Things to know:

You cannot say a specific name or a specific location, any other description is fine.

Small examples:

Add 30 pounds to a ballerina.

Turn a biker's bike into a pony.

Give a young boy a Power Ranger costume

Use your imagination, what kind of life will you affect?

 

[sky14kemea]

Give a fat person liposuction.

Okay I couldn't think of anything.... T_T

 

[happysock]

Give a homeless man a hat

 

[tk1989]

bah, this is a weird one man!

I would give a blind man vision.

 

[Amnestic]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Change a certain physicaly disabled genius' voice to that of a dalek.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

You said "the planet" that is a location.

 

[Amnestic]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

You said "the planet" that is a location.

Curses, you're right. Okay, Emperor over all Mankind?

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Turn a dwarf inside out.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

You said "the planet" that is a location.

Curses, you're right. Okay, Emperor over all Mankind?

Good save

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Have someone grow playdough instead of facial hair.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Swap one global superpower with a third world country for a month between April and October

 

[chefassassin2]

Change a certain physicaly disabled genius' voice to that of a dalek.

That's just...beautiful. Brought a little tear to my eye. Thank you.


OT- I'd have to say...

Give a homeless man a job.

Turn a chef's knife into a bigger knife. (I just thiunk the poof moment would be priceless.)


Give a McDonald's customer a Bacon-wrapped seared New York Strip with carmelized onions and a brandy peppercorn sauce when they ordered a Big Mac.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Turn someones teeth into styrofoam.

 

[ae86gamer]

Tell someone that their parents are dead.

What? Was that too grim?

 

[Ibanez887]

Grant a cure for the disease afflicting a dying boy
Im feeling merciful today

 

[Amnestic]

Tell someone that their parents are dead.

What? Was that too grim?

Depends if they already knew or not.

"Hey, your parents are dead."

"Uh, yeah, I know. They have been for like...15 years. Old age. Very peaceful. What's your point?"