Affect one person's life

[Neonbob]

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I like the game designer one, although I'm sure many designers have genius concepts all the time, unfortunately they amy not see the light of day for reasons such as, "marketability"

With the sex offender one, they only have two eyes, so that punishment would only be good twice, but with no eyes, I guess you can't commit sex crimes anymore. huh.

Yeah...damned problems with idealist things...
And with the eyes, I would expect the wording of that to be interpreted as the eyes popping out, resetting, and doing so again the next time.
Funny to watch, no?

Get creative guys! How about both?

Hmm...that would be interesting, but then there would be a priority hurt.
If it's just one, it's going to be a pain that is always on their mind.

Make a sex offender's eyes pop out of his head every time he thinks about repeating an offense.

Or

Give a game designer the best game idea ever.

Meh, just giving him the idea doesn't mean that the game will get made though. Or that the implementation of said idea will be good. Just means there's an idea.
Actually in retrospect that's probably better than no ideas being out there and getting Madden: The Next Iteration or Not Halo, Honest!

Also, the prospect of having salt drying up and crystallising in the urethra does not a happy though make.

Eeeeexactly.
^_^
And again, stop injecting reality into my fantasssyyyy!
X-D

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Feed a homeless person.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Give a homeless man a million dollars.

Then give the one beside him a gun.

Yes, I know it sounds horrible... And it is. Something about it though just makes me think about how morality dictates someones life.

 

[Romicron]

Give a billionaire a heart of compassion for the disadvantaged.

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Let a woman without hope find mutual, lasting love."

...what? If there's not way to guarantee my own benefit, I'd at least like to still feel good about myself.

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

...that's brilliant!

 

[Griphphin]

Produce a photo on the camera of a very paranoid man that is nothing but a man in drag holding up a sign saying "I know what you know, and I'm watching you."

 

[tthor]

turn all bears sentient, and give them rocketlaunchers
imagine, a world being terrorized by superintellegent bears with rocket launchers, dam that would be awesome

 

[Jedamethis]

Give bears intelligence

Then I run to the moon

 

[tthor]

Give bears intelligence

Then I run to the moon

D: b-but what about their rocket launchers???

 

[MorsePacific]

Give a scientist the knowledge to end world hunger.

 

[Loppy]

Affect my own life giving me a genie lamp. With that I wish for unlimited wishes and I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

 

[Valiance]

Cancel someone's class tomorrow.

 

[The Jono]

Make half a million tonnes of gold materialise somewhere in the world. All in the same place, mind.
Or
Make electricity and cars stop working.

 

[Jedamethis]

Give bears intelligence

Then I run to the moon

D: b-but what about their rocket launchers???

Dig a big hole to the centre of the moon and hide!

 

[dududf]

powers of a god to maybe a fella who's similar to I in every way possible, from DNA to PICTURE to intelligence, and awsomeness. Since I have no evil twins.. alive... then I will become a god!!! Bwuahaha

 

[Wildrow12]

Give a good guy/girl a break.

True that. I think Harley Quinn said it best,

"Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days."

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I have to say the first thing that entered my mind, which was: "Give a homeless man a picture of a home."

Yeah I know, I am a terrible horrible person but is it my fault that was what I thought of first?!

 

[grimsprice]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

You said "the planet" that is a location.

Curses, you're right. Okay, Emperor over all Mankind?

Good save

Ah but its not, 'Emperor over all Mankind' is a title, and therefore specifies a single person. Just as 'The President' is a specification, whereas 'A President' (as max said) is not, it is a general group of people.