Again, what's in the basement?

[DonMartin]

These threads pop up now and then, so might as well create one now:

We all know, we should not go into the Escapist's Basement.

But since the last thread, has anyone had any new experiences with the basement?


What the hell is down there?


Personally, I believe there is a collection of possible things that you could fill a basement (or a number of meaningless threads speculating the contents of a nonexistent cellar) with.

 

[Radeonx]

The crushed souls of those who try to oppose me.

 

[DefunctTheory]

A fucking skunk.

A God Damn, Fucking Skunk.

 

[Scarecrow]

An army of deformed children.

 

[lacktheknack]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

The Offspring of Cthulhu and Slenderman.
Just thinking about how it came into being gives me the willies.

 

[moretimethansense]

It's where I keep my temper when I'm not using it, the other stuf keeps thieves away.

 

[Nagisa94]

It's where Charlie Sheen keeps his stash of women and tiger's blood.... And women made of tiger's blood.

 

[Sassafrass]

The reanimated corpses of Michael Jackson and about 50 random corpses, all stuck doing the Thriller dance til the world ends.

You know this to be true.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there.

THIS.
The Scary Thread...
We do not speak of it.

I usually say 'You don't want to know' with a sense of exaggeration, but there be no trace of truth-bending when I say that you do not want to see The Scary Thread.

I read a few pages once, a good half year ago.
Still haven't slept, nightmares will eat me.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

An electric guitar.
A dungeon master's guide.
Kiss posters on the wall.
A twelve-sided die.
Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler figurines.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

It's where the red necks keep their inbred cyclops children

 

[theonlyblaze2]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Is immediatly destoryed by trolls*

 

[Vampire cat]

A bunch of gay women in a sex orgy.

...

Why is the basement bad again?

 

[rokkolpo]

It's where CandleJack keeps his vict-

 

[Rylot]

An electric guitar.
A dungeon master's guide.
Kiss posters on the wall.
A twelve-sided die.
Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler figurines.

I thought those were in the garage.

 

[manaman]

What the hell is down there?

Why don't you come on down there with me and find out.*wink* *wink* I totally promise to not take advantage of you in the dark.

The crushed souls of those who try to oppose me.

Then why am I down there? My soul can't be crushed because I don't have one, and I don't oppose you.