Again, what's in the basement?

[WaywardHaymaker]

Yeah, don't go down there; it's scary and such.

No bullshit blue dye rocks at all! I got mine from somewhere that isn't the basement.

 

[p3t3r]

some orphans and a midget

 

[The Night Shade]

What's in the basement? what's not in the basement? seems more appropriate

 

[SilentCom]

I don't have a basement. If I did have one, it would be filled with dust and darkness.

 

[jawakiller]

The escapists dug too greedily and too deep... You know what they found. All the sexual orientation threads we are now plagued with.

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

That Fucking Cat....

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Whats the Akinator thread?Im too scared to press the link...

It's nothing scary, it's just a little game on the internet.

But it is a little creepy, play it to see what I mean.

 

[lacktheknack]

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there.

THIS.
The Scary Thread...
We do not speak of it.

I usually say 'You don't want to know' with a sense of exaggeration, but there be no trace of truth-bending when I say that you do not want to see The Scary Thread.

I read a few pages once, a good half year ago.
Still haven't slept, nightmares will eat me.

"Squidward's Suicide" is by far the most traumatizing thing I've ever encountered in any medium, bar none, no exceptions. It makes Silent Hill cry in terror.

And I found it on the Scary Thread.

 

[springheeljack]

oh mushrooms I grew them
they are DEFINITELY NOT alien mushrooms

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Candlejack. Don't worry, if you keep quiet he wo--

 

[FamoFunk]

Lots of unicorns and rainbows and candy and magical things.

 

[WrongSprite]

There isn't a basement. This a forum, not a house. Silly OP.

 

[GeorgW]

What the hell is down there?

I am. It's really fun, you guys should visit me sometime!
The last guy to visit me was Pararaptor. He just couldn't keep away...

 

[Engarde]

I always assumed The Escapist was built on R'lyeh and that was where His Tentaclyness lived down there.

 

[Super Toast]

MaxTheReaper's corpse.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

 

[Hookman]

Pennywise is down there, run for your lives! He wants to give you a balloooooooon!