All Men Cheat

[XMark]

What I gather from this thread so far - All men cheat except Nathan Fillion, and all women cheat when they encounter Nathan Fillion.

 

[Depulcator]

nope

 

[trophykiller]

Honestly, the idea that all guys are horn-dogs is absolutely ludicrous. I happen to find sex to be a rather disgusting act, which is why I reject all dates I'm asked on. My sanity, health, and reputation are too important to be wasted on something so silly. Plus, relationships never have a "happily ever after". Either you split up, one of you dies and leaves the other lonely, or you both die at the same time which pretty much means it was a violent death. Basically, romance is an over-rated waste of time and energy that only creates sorrow and babies. Do you want a source of lasting happiness? Try anything with Nathan Fillion.

 

[JeffBergGold]

Honestly, the idea that all guys are horn-dogs is absolutely ludicrous. I happen to find sex to be a rather disgusting act, which is why I reject all dates I'm asked on. My sanity, health, and reputation are too important to be wasted on something so silly. Plus, relationships never have a "happily ever after". Either you split up, one of you dies and leaves the other lonely, or you both die at the same time which pretty much means it was a violent death. Basically, romance is an over-rated waste of time and energy that only creates sorrow and babies. Do you want a source of lasting happiness? Try anything with Nathan Fillion.

A guy who finds sex disgusting... How can you know if you've never tried it?

Some people are just assholes.
I know women who cheat and I know men who cheat but that does not mean everybody cheats.
I had a friend who cheated on her boyfriend TWICE and he was as loyal as a dog.

She knew what she was doing but she believed, as she had been cheated on by her previous boyfriend in the past, that all men are like this and there is no changing it. Bad experiences can cloud your judgment.

This is completely correct in my experience as well. People have bad experiences when they are young and never realize that people are not what they think, even when they are as close to the person as they can be. It's a sad fact of life. More women cheat than men, actually.

The difference is that more men are caught cheating than women, making it seem that men are the worse party.

+1 Cheating is actually a biological imperative for both sexes. Women want the guy with the best genes (most muscular, dominant, attractive) and the best provider (nice guy, shy, frail).

Which is why when they're young you'll constantly find girls with the guys who hang out with the gym and when they get older they settle for guys they wouldn't even pay attention to when they were young.

I've cheated and been cheated on. It's really not as bad as people make it out to be.

 

[trophykiller]

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Because it's the IDEA which is gross. Sticking a part of yourself, especially the one that is in charge of ridding the body of waste, inside of another human being, not to mention all of the diseases that spread in this manner. Frankly, I see all humans as being what they are: nasty, disease ridden bags of fluid that think.

Not saying humans are evil, I'm just recognizing that we are not as clean as we like to pretend we are.

But as for the original question, I've never swam in the trash at a hospital either, but I know that would be disgusting as well. And dangerous. Just like sex.

Oh, and fun fact: Four popes have died during sexual acts.

 

[hazabaza1]

Plus, relationships never have a "happily ever after".

Yes, because people only ever do things to experience the end result. Things that happen in between the start of something and its end are all just pointless and it all ends the same way.
Perfect logic.

I will agree that Nathan Fillion is a source of never-ending happiness though.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

That's blatantly wrong and she's clearly a slut. You should tell her.

For the record, as a guy, I've never cheated on anyone. Asking us if her opinion is ok is like asking us if it's ok to think all black people will mug you.

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Because it's the IDEA which is gross. Sticking a part of yourself, especially the one that is in charge of ridding the body of waste, inside of another human being, not to mention all of the diseases that spread in this manner. Frankly, I see all humans as being what they are: nasty, disease ridden bags of fluid that think.

Not saying humans are evil, I'm just recognizing that we are not as clean as we like to pretend we are.

The world is dirty and you are designed to live in that filth, don't worry about it.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Proof that not all men cheat.

I don't have a girlfriend, and so I can't cheat.

Thus, we have found a man who CAN'T cheat!

...

I am lonely.

 

[JeffBergGold]

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Because it's the IDEA which is gross. Sticking a part of yourself, especially the one that is in charge of ridding the body of waste, inside of another human being, not to mention all of the diseases that spread in this manner. Frankly, I see all humans as being what they are: nasty, disease ridden bags of fluid that think.

Not saying humans are evil, I'm just recognizing that we are not as clean as we like to pretend we are.

But as for the original question, I've never swam in the trash at a hospital either, but I know that would be disgusting as well. And dangerous. Just like sex.

Oh, and fun fact: Four popes have died during sexual acts.

I would just say don't knock until you try it. Humans can get pretty clean after a shower, although sometimes sex occurs under less sanitary conditions.