All of the sudden.....your a superhero.
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I am The Nobber, and I carry a shotgun. Fuck am I going to be a superhero without some kind of advantage over some common thug.
My superhero name is, of course, Shotgun McBadass, and I carry nothing more than a sweet pair of shades and a smug demeanour, because my roll in the war against crime is merely to show up at crime scenes and make dry, punny remarks that annoy everybody present.
"Your a superhero"? Oh man... *sighs*
As for the thread, I'll be Colonel Quaritch from Avatar. He took on fifteen tribes, a legendary warrior, and the entire planet's wildlife of Pandora all in one battle. What a badass. And he does it while simply sipping a cup of joe in the morning. All he needs is a weight to stay in shape, a pistol, and his anger.
Mask on! *Kicks open door*
(PS: He's a hero in my eyes, fighting for humanity!)
As for the thread, I'll be Colonel Quaritch from Avatar. He took on fifteen tribes, a legendary warrior, and the entire planet's wildlife of Pandora all in one battle. What a badass. And he does it while simply sipping a cup of joe in the morning. All he needs is a weight to stay in shape, a pistol, and his anger.
Mask on! *Kicks open door*
(PS: He's a hero in my eyes, fighting for humanity!)
I'd be Barstool.
And I fight crime with my powerful...well, barstool. I don't know what to wear as a costume though, I'd probably just put on sunglasses and pull my T-shirt over my head.
"Have at thee, criminal scum."
And I fight crime with my powerful...well, barstool. I don't know what to wear as a costume though, I'd probably just put on sunglasses and pull my T-shirt over my head.
"Have at thee, criminal scum."
The Duct Tape Girl.
I have mastered the art and use of all tape products and can use them to solve virtually any problem. I also carry the "Bag of Many Things," which is a purse containing a greater quantity and variety of tools than any utility belt.
So... Pretty much exactly how I already am.
I have mastered the art and use of all tape products and can use them to solve virtually any problem. I also carry the "Bag of Many Things," which is a purse containing a greater quantity and variety of tools than any utility belt.
So... Pretty much exactly how I already am.
No fear! I am Hitler McGrammar Nazi with the ability to fire apostrophes out of my eyes.Diamondback One said:
I shall be, PERSUASION MAN with the power to talk to people on various subjects and with ease convince them what ever I want them to believe! If there is a Bank Robber, have no fear for I shall convince them that instead of stealing they could get a honest job instead, or I'd convert them to my own personal cult. What ever works best I suppose.
I'm General Apathy, and I let crime get handled by others with better weapons than what I have in my apartment. The only "weapons" I have available are either a racquetball racket or a marshmallow gun. If someone has an idea of how to make those work effectively, then please share. I'm feeling lazy and I don't really care enough. (Who has two thumbs and pulled off two bad apathy puns? This guy.)
I am The Electric Gimp; all chains, buckles, PVC and armed with a car battery, jumper cables and a studded belt.
I AM ''THE POLE''!
The pole is a person in a jacket, fingerless gloves, a homemade balaclava, jeans and converse shoes! he wields a long, extendable white pole to hit people with like a staff! Secondary weapon: PENCIL SHARPENINGS!!!
The pole is a person in a jacket, fingerless gloves, a homemade balaclava, jeans and converse shoes! he wields a long, extendable white pole to hit people with like a staff! Secondary weapon: PENCIL SHARPENINGS!!!
I've got pretty bad fantasy, so my super hero name will be Daniel Brown. Tremble before my guitar solos that blows your minds in their awfulness!
WAIT!!
Are you seriously talking about ALL of the sudden?!?!? AS IN EVERY SINGLE LAST PIECE OF SUDDEN LEFT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
Or did you just go full retard and butcher a common phrase?
Its cool, at least you didn't say "for all intensive purposes"... that's the worst one.
Are you seriously talking about ALL of the sudden?!?!? AS IN EVERY SINGLE LAST PIECE OF SUDDEN LEFT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
Or did you just go full retard and butcher a common phrase?
Its cool, at least you didn't say "for all intensive purposes"... that's the worst one.
I'm the Talker! I can talk my way out of every situation. When people see my regular shirt that I bought at some random mall and sweatpants of JUSTICE, they will tremble! ...Or cover their ears. They also fear my mastery in the ways of Duct Tape...
The Knight.
I carry my thin metal armour while dressed in dark emerald green shirt and hoodie and black jeans and carry a staff/broadsword when it comes in (crossing my fingers for march).
I carry my thin metal armour while dressed in dark emerald green shirt and hoodie and black jeans and carry a staff/broadsword when it comes in (crossing my fingers for march).
My name is Niagro, and I will attempt to make people realise how insignificant they are, to they extent that they cba being a criminal any more.
[sub]It's just not gonna work, is it...[/sub]
Plan #2
My name is Niagro, and I'm gonna play guitar at people and hope for the best.
[sub]...Because that's a better plan...[/sub]
[sub]It's just not gonna work, is it...[/sub]
Plan #2
My name is Niagro, and I'm gonna play guitar at people and hope for the best.
[sub]...Because that's a better plan...[/sub]