All of the sudden.....your a superhero.

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Dr.Fantastic

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THE NAME
MR.E

A sword, a bunch of knives, two pistols, and my sheer awesomeness are the weapons I use for fighting crime. My costume would be completly black shoes,black jeans, a red sweatshirt, and a shyguy mask. Why a shyguy mask,because its awesome.
 

suicide samurai

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Well, without "Powers," one is only a hero, a vigalante, or insane.

If I went for any of those three, I'd use my tools and training (leatherworking, metal working) to turn one of my leather coats into a set of bringandine mixed with a cloth/paper laminate to start out my body armour. It's be cheap, heavy, and not up-to par with military grades, but hey--it would stop a knife and most small caliber arms.

My name--Civil Sword--as I'd be on the good side (civil) and would probably carry my Katana.

Most crime fighting would wind up being fought in a less than super way--with conventional arms, however, so I'd carry my pistol and carbine (both 9mm, and both guns use the same magazine).

As for fancy stuff, I'd use charded capacators and home-made bean-bag rounds for stunning, as well as "black eggs" to stun/blind people.

I would most likely get caught or killed in a matter of weeks or months, though.

Now--give me super-powers and ask THAT question, and I might have a better answer.
 

SkyeNeko

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Id wear one of my cosplay costumes because why the hell not look like some kind of freak xD
and Skye is still pretty good for a superhero name in my opinion =u.u=

aaand I do have a pair of rather heavy sais in my room... now to find something that will give me an advantage over i dunno GUNS
 

Tdc2182

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Diamondback One said:
"Your a superhero"? Oh man... *sighs*

As for the thread, I'll be Colonel Quaritch from Avatar. He took on fifteen tribes, a legendary warrior, and the entire planet's ecosystem of Pandora. What a badass. And he does it while simply sipping a cup of joe in the morning. All he needs is a weight to stay in shape, a pistol, and his anger.

Mask on! *Kicks open door*
Shame that he was made out to be a bad guy too.

OT: I rob banks.

I am a villain.

Hah
 

Odbarc

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Dead_Man said:
Just like that, you decided to become a superhero. Catch is that you dont have any super-powers. Essentially, your like Kick-Ass. You must now look around your house for your costume/gear. What's your superhero name and what do you carry?
I put on my robe and wizard hat. My superhero name is Blood Ninja. I carry a laptop and use it to troll forums.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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What about my a superhero.
Did he do something. Was it illegal. God damn it every time I turn around this guy is back in trouble with the law.
This is why I didn't even want to get an a superhero, nothing but trouble and hooker corpses.

Anyway.

I would be... TV-Man? No that's just stupid.
Why did I look at the TV anyway, what the fuck is wrong with me. "NEED SUPERHERO NAME HELP ME PICTUREBOX"

Maybe I could be Guitarman. The shittiest guitar player you ever heard. Actually makes more pleasing sounds swinging it at evildoers.
Okay yeah I'm Guitarman. My suit is pyjamas with a towel tied around my neck.
Get that hobo vibe going, you know.
 

escapistrules

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hmmm... ok... i got a baseball bat, a hokey mask, a silly hat, and a football... uh... im sports man. i have the power to look like jason from friday the 13th wearing a silly hat, as well as be able to destroy your car... uh... all shall fear me because i look like jason, and they will get hurt from my bat and football. my bat is strapped to my back and the football stays in my hat. everyone shall fear sports man... granted none of those people have a gun... or weapon in general... or know martial arts... or are taller than me... shit :(
 

SHIFTYMACO

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I would be WOGBOY, I sound like Ford Fairlane, I walk about talking about how awesome I am and how many chicks I pull whilst making references to sex and hinting at how large my manhood is! I ware Black old skool knockoff Adidas or Kappa,I constantly thrust my pelvis forward and end everything with "mate". I fight crime by telling the criminals (who also happen to be my mates/cousins ect) not to do whatever they are doing.

Picture Reference!
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likalaruku

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I'll become Super Techie's sidekick (trainee) & teach vulnerable noobs all over the world how not to f**k up their computers.
 

Dynamite Headdy

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Well, the honor and goodness and whatnot are things that I like to think I would do anyway, so I guess priority one is to be as flashy and distinctive as possible.

Let's see...

red-tinted goggles
a pair of sneakers in the exact same color as the cookie monster
huge sombrero // floppy brown hat // regular dress hat with a white spade sewn onto it
kilt
scarf
double-breasted overcoat
Nerf gun-turned-crossbow-turned-harpoon gun, which I wield one-handed
fancy cane
loads and loads of squishy toy caterpillars

...makes for one hard-to-draw comic book.

I'd probably just swipe one or two of the back-portable canister vacuums from work. Combine that with the goggles and I'm basically a ghost buster. Combine that with the spade hat and the overcoat and I'm a Ghost Buster from the 40's.

I would need to do some major crafting to get much farther than that.
 

Canid117

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I would call myself common sense man! I would recognize that being too poor to buy Batman level equipment and not having any superpowers means that I will let all of you get killed by the mafia while I sit here and watch.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Leif Tonysson. I walk around with the fur of a slain wolf that I killed with my bare hands upon my shoulders, a Viking helmet with horn, a giant sword, I get a long beard and I drive around in the Drakkar Mobile which blast Viking metal very loudly with my windows rolled down. And I catch criminals with my sword and make them row the Drakkar Mobile to save on gas.
 

The Wykydtron

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I'd be Objection Man whose epic arguements bamboozle criminals everywhere or for at least enough time for me to steal the criminal's wallet and GTFO.