All of the sudden.....your a superhero.

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BENZOOKA

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Don't you try to confuse me now. I'm already a superhero.
 

manaman

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I already am a superhero.

I strike fear into the hearts of criminals every afternoon.
 

Neo10101

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Hmmm, tough, well I woulf prolly wear my Trenchcoat and Fedora, and for weapons, I would probably carry mostly knives. Unfortuantly there isnt much in my house or around that I could use, however I would probably start taking some jujitsu classes. So I guess I would try to be like Rorschach.
 

Anchupom

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I'd be The Shadow, dress completely in black and strike from the darkness.

Oh wait, there's a superhero group that does that already. Known as ninjas.
 

Daverson

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Captain Wow. Because someone I fight is going to get the "Shaun of the Dead" reference, and while they're distracted, they'll be an easy target >=)

As for equipment, I would wear a cape. Because capes are awesome. It would also be my weapon, while people are distracted by the awesomeness of my cape, they'll be an easy target >=)

Basically, I'm going after villains who don't have very good attention spans.
 

ajemas

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Nov 19, 2009
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*Ahem*. It's "you're..."
Without any powers, how could I be any kind of superhero? This isn't comic book land, this is reality. One with a gun can kill someone who spent 20 years training in every martial art known to man. A Batman type superhero would be killed by street thugs before you could say "first degree murder".
If I had to choose, I would become some kind of sniper. Taking into account the fact that I am a massive coward, I think that taking people out from 2 miles away would be the best strategy. I think I'd just wear my normal clothes, but I would be known simply as "The Vigilante". I'd take out pedophiles, rapists, murderers and the like who were able to avoid jail time.
 

Leemaster777

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I will put on my epic green face mask and green suit, and become... That Guy!

Who foiled the robbery? That Guy!

Who beat up that mugger? That Guy!

Who got that kitten out of the tree? That firefighter over there.

...AND THAT GUY!

My only weapons would be my quick wits, dashing good looks... and several dozen tazers I would carry on me at all times. Plus, duck tape!
 

jobobob

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Oct 17, 2008
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Captain game reference.

My powers are that I throw flash bangs with scout quotes built in.
 

FalloutJack

Bah weep grah nah neep ninny bom
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I really don't go for masks and such. I am Devious, the master manipulator. My disguise is that I look perfectly normal and innocent, apparently harmless.

...would you care to bet on that?

What I carry is known only to me, as with what skills I have and where to expect me. Never EVER tell your potential enemies all these vital things.
 

Ciartan

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Sep 13, 2009
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I am Coca-Cola guy, id make my costume out of the shitload of coca-cola plastic bottles in my room, and id carry my keyboard and use that as my weapon.
 

Trippy Turtle

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i am snailway! i slowly belly crawl up to them and blast them with my medium powered salt launcher!!!! it works on even the toughest snail who happen to be the most powerful beings in the universe!!! (closely followed by brain-slugs. get yours today!!!!)
 

Adventurer2626

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Mild-mannered, lanky nerd by day, fighter of villainy by night. Looking at him walking down the street you'd never know he was secretly a master (well, blackbelt anyways) of martial arts. Murderers and thieves around the world whisper of a phantom that leaps out of the shadows in the darkest of alleys and comic-con parking lots. They know not his name but simply call him The Foot for that is the last thing they see before they are consumed by their own inner darkness. Take care that you are not consumed by your greed, seeking to take life, property, or video games from helpless victims, for you shall see the flicker of a black robe out of the corner of your eye and know that your time has come. Or I need you to fill out a survey for me for a class. Fear me, wooo ooo ooo! *wavy hand motions*
 

Wolfenbarg

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Oct 18, 2010
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I'm The Road Warrior. I deal with things like Mad Max, only my backstory about having my wife and child murdered is completely made up. I wear a pillowcase over my head that is stitched in the back to make it tighter around the face with oddly placed holes which more often than not obscure my vision. My weapon of choice is the AK-47, and I just scream instead of using puns or catch phrases.

Actually I think I might be a villain.
 

blackflare

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i shall be *dons on random clothing*

The time guy. My power is to make time go by in normal fashion while wearing a silly costume and generaly living my life in constant fear from ninja or pirate attacks.
 

Cpu46

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CPU46. The mad inventor!
I will use my near bottomless imagination to create tools and vehicles with which to fight crime. They shall run on an endless supply of troll logic. My weapon of choice, two shotguns somehow merged together into a single sturdy staff. My transportation, a highly modified go cart.
 

Okuu_Fusion

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Despair... weapon would be my .hack crucifix staff, as well as various knives and possibly a Luger...