Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I wish that I had an electric massage chair.

new message

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I do not currently have any new messages.

Quoted

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin and I nuke the whales!

Neonbob.

 

[staika]

I'm staika and Neonbob is going to be pissed that you stole his line.

Stealing lines

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw, and I be all stealing your lines up in this place.

Ghetto.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'm more ghetto than all y'all.

Upper middle class.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and I suppose I'm somewhere in the upper middle class.

Atone for the sins you didn't commit.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kilus, and I shall make you atone for the sins you didn't commit. As well as for the ones you did.

Felching.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't make arrows.

MOAB

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and Moab is a city in Utah.

Nuns

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I am not a nun.

large plastic disks

 

[Yuno Gasai]

My name's Ahri, and I can't remember the last time I held a last plastic disk.

Curry.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I hate spicy curry.

Headphones.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I like my headphones.

beautiful video game moments

 

[Dead Seerius]

I'm Smoke and I don't need beautiful video game moments because guns and explosions are all I ask for!

Shake Weight

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and my Shake Weight has run dry.

Old-fashioned.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri and I'm not old-fashioned at all.

Smoke and mirrors.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and beyond my elaborate smoke and mirrors you will find a misunderstood comic-book villain.

Lacrimosa.