Allow me to introduce myself....

[Tortilla the Hun]

I'm Morriff Ufiaff an' I'fe a mouffle ff pea-uh uffer.

*swallows mouthful with the aid of a glass of milk*

Ahem...

Flightless birds of prey.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and flightless birs of prey are sure to go extinct.

Snorkelling.

 

[Teoes]

I Teoes and I've tried and failed to successfully go snorkeling.

Sea urchin.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I just launched a large number of sea urchins at the local park.

VHS

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I still have some VHS tapes somewhere.

Smog

 

[thesilentman]

Silent here is smog intolerant.

Abyss.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and when I gaze into the Abyss it is too scared to gaze also at me.

Real ale.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I've not had real ale.

sandals

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm Ruedyn, and I have a pair of sandals I only wear around people I dislike.

Heart

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and Hearts are packed with nutrients.

Goggles

 

[MrCollins]

I'm MrCollins, and i'll be your beer-goggles for the evening.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and Collins didn't give me anything to talk about.

make fun of Collins

 

[staika]

I am staika and I am here to make fun of Collins

Witty comeback

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, and all of your names in staika's avatar are witty comebacks.

Speed.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter. And my speed is higher than my stamina.

Duct tape.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and duck tape is your friend.

pocket watch

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and maps are confusing.

Dragons

 

[Dead Seerius]

I'm Smoke and I have severe dragon soul addiction.

Tea party

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm Ruedy and I invite all you to my saucy tea party!

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