Allow me to introduce myself....

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygon-2000, aNd i cant Work this w0rd prOseSsor£

Alarm Clock

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I really need to find a better, more reliable alarm clock. My phones are just not cutting it.

potato man

 

[staika]

I'm staika and I killed the potato man

Vengeance

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygon-2000, and I will get my vengeance on that damn spy!

Huge tracts of land

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I need some tenants to manage my huge tracts of land. I'll pay in cows. Any takers?

Verisimilitude.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I see clearly.

Medical Amphetamines.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman, *something about the above topic*.

excuses

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Fijiman and I like making excuses about the topic above.

Wait...

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm going to beat Silent while he's thinking about what was off about his post.

Pain

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygn-2000, and I'm in constant pain!

Cream Gravy

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm thinking about who/what I want to fire these cream gravy bombs at.

paradox

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I will self-destruct when confronted with a logical paradox.

Tofu

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, and no, us Asians don't like tofu. T_T

Keys.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, look at all these keys. There's so many.

Diamonds

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't have any diamonds.

creeper

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi I'm Redlin5 and I'm totally not the creeper who cut a hole in your ceiling and peeks down through it every Thursday.

Snow in May.

 

[thesilentman]

Snow in May is a sign that you're way too close to me, Silent.

YouTube and Redlin.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm subscribed to Redlin on YouTube.

bagel rifles

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm Ruedyn, and NATO laughed at my designs, LAUGHED! I WILL SHOW THEM WHO IS WRONG, AND WHO IS A DOODOO HEAD!

Capslock.

 

[Teoes]

i'm teoes and my capslock is broken. DAMMIT.

Kangaroos.